Mlokole aangukia majaribuni

Msakapanofu · Apr 4, 2012

Kuna cha'P' mmoja aliokoka na kushuhudia kwamba kati ya dhambi zote kubwa alizofanya kulewa kupita kiasi ni moja wapo.Kumbe siku alizokuwa akizuga kuokoka alikuwa 'apeche aroro'. Siku ya siku akapata bingo kutoka kwa mjori wake wa siku nyingi (akarudishiwa millioni moja aliyokuwa anadai). Mlokole mpya huyo akajisahau na kuamua kupitia viwanja vyake vya zamani kupata moja moja moja ya ng'ara (a.k.a ya mbeho)! Alilewa kupita kiasi! walokole wenzake waliitwa na kumchukua mwenzao akiwa tilalila mpaka kwa 'Pastor Laki'. Baada ya kuwekewa mikono na kumwagiwa maji, ulabu ukapungua kidogo. akaulizwa na 'Pastor Laki' mpendwa vp leo umemruhusu shetani akutawale!??, Yule mlokole akajibu, "Siku zooote Bwana "ametamaLAKI" leo tu Shetani "KutamaMILIONI" inakuwa nongwaaaaa, aaagh akatapika. kesho yake akajikuta amebakiwa na laki moja tu, akaenda kwa Pastor na kumwambia daah! "sasa bwana ametamaLAKI tena!! Bwana asifiweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...................PASAKA NJEMA.........

Spear_ · Apr 4, 2012

Hata haichekeshi.....

Mtende · Apr 4, 2012

haluuu pesa is something else jamani

Kiraka Kikuu · Apr 4, 2012

Sipendi joke za harufu za udiniudini halafu et bwana asifiwe?
INAUMA SANA

toghocho · Apr 4, 2012

you shall not take the Lord's name in vain, because the lord will not count guiltiness he who takes his name in vain!!!!

Kiraka Kikuu · Apr 4, 2012

toghocho said:
you shall never take the Lord's name in vain, because the lord will not count guiltiness he who takes his name in vain!!!!

"USILITAJE BURE JINA LA BWANA MUNGU WAKO,MAANA MUNGU HATAACHA KUMHESABIA HATIA ATAJAYE JINA HLO KWA UPUMBAVU",Kwa tafsiri kama mtoa mada ni product ya shule Lowasa

toghocho · Apr 4, 2012

ELIAHKAMWELA said:
"USILITAJE BURE JINA LA BWANA MUNGU WAKO,MAANA MUNGU HATAACHA KUMHESABIA HATIA ATAJAYE JINA HLO KWA UPUMBAVU",Kwa tafsiri kama mtoa mada ni product ya shule Lowasa

asante mkuu kwa kunisaidia translation

Tekenya · Apr 5, 2012

ELIAHKAMWELA said:
Sipendi joke za harufu za udiniudini halafu et bwana asifiwe?
INAUMA SANA

asalaaaaaaaaaaaaam aleykhum!!!!!!!!!!

samito · Apr 5, 2012

Peleka ujinga huko. hujui kuchekesha, unaitaj shot koz

wa home · Apr 5, 2012

usilichezee jina la bwana mungu wako usije ukaukumiwa.

shomshallo · Apr 5, 2012

Msakapanofu said:
Kuna cha'P' mmoja aliokoka na kushuhudia kwamba kati ya dhambi zote kubwa alizofanya kulewa kupita kiasi ni moja wapo.Kumbe siku alizokuwa akizuga kuokoka alikuwa 'apeche aroro'. Siku ya siku akapata bingo kutoka kwa mjori wake wa siku nyingi (akarudishiwa millioni moja aliyokuwa anadai). Mlokole mpya huyo akajisahau na kuamua kupitia viwanja vyake vya zamani kupata moja moja moja ya ng'ara (a.k.a ya mbeho)! Alilewa kupita kiasi! walokole wenzake waliitwa na kumchukua mwenzao akiwa tilalila mpaka kwa 'Pastor Laki'. Baada ya kuwekewa mikono na kumwagiwa maji, ulabu ukapungua kidogo. akaulizwa na 'Pastor Laki' mpendwa vp leo umemruhusu shetani akutawale!??, Yule mlokole akajibu, "Siku zooote Bwana "ametamaLAKI" leo tu Shetani "KutamaMILIONI" inakuwa nongwaaaaa, aaagh akatapika. kesho yake akajikuta amebakiwa na laki moja tu, akaenda kwa Pastor na kumwambia daah! "sasa bwana ametamaLAKI tena!! Bwana asifiweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...................PASAKA NJEMA.........

usilitaje bule jina bwana MUNGU wako.........!!!! shwainiii

Kiraka Kikuu · Apr 6, 2012

Tekenya said:
asalaaaaaaaaaaaaam aleykhum!!!!!!!!!!

Madhara ya kitimoto ni mengi.

patience96 · Apr 6, 2012

Msakapanofu said:
Kuna cha'P' mmoja aliokoka na kushuhudia kwamba kati ya dhambi zote kubwa alizofanya kulewa kupita kiasi ni moja wapo.Kumbe siku alizokuwa akizuga kuokoka alikuwa 'apeche aroro'. Siku ya siku akapata bingo kutoka kwa mjori wake wa siku nyingi (akarudishiwa millioni moja aliyokuwa anadai). Mlokole mpya huyo akajisahau na kuamua kupitia viwanja vyake vya zamani kupata moja moja moja ya ng'ara (a.k.a ya mbeho)! Alilewa kupita kiasi! walokole wenzake waliitwa na kumchukua mwenzao akiwa tilalila mpaka kwa 'Pastor Laki'. Baada ya kuwekewa mikono na kumwagiwa maji, ulabu ukapungua kidogo. akaulizwa na 'Pastor Laki' mpendwa vp leo umemruhusu shetani akutawale!??, Yule mlokole akajibu, "Siku zooote Bwana "ametamaLAKI" leo tu Shetani "KutamaMILIONI" inakuwa nongwaaaaa, aaagh akatapika. kesho yake akajikuta amebakiwa na laki moja tu, akaenda kwa Pastor na kumwambia daah! "sasa bwana ametamaLAKI tena!! Bwana asifiweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...................PASAKA NJEMA.........

Vague!

Magongo · Apr 6, 2012

Ki-ukweli umeboa.

Erickb52 · Apr 6, 2012

Magongo said:
Ki-ukweli umeboa.

Hata wewe

peoples power · Apr 9, 2012

ELIAHKAMWELA said:
Sipendi joke za harufu za udiniudini halafu et bwana asifiwe?
INAUMA SANA

kwani umelazimishwa kusoma?ukiziacha bila kusoma hazita kuumiza.pole sana.

Watu8 · Apr 10, 2012

peoples power said:
kwani umelazimishwa kusoma?ukiziacha bila kusoma hazita kuumiza.pole sana.

sasa angetambua vipi kilichoandikwa pasipo kusoma

Mlokole aangukia majaribuni

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