Virginity is like a ballon,
once
broke and it's gone
forever!
Sex is like a pack of chips
once
started you can't stop!
Exam paper is like a dick,
when
it's hard people get
----ed!
Work is like group sex, 10
people
are behind your ass to
take your
place!
Education is like hiring a
prostitute, it needs both
your
money and hard work.
Succes is like
masturbating, only
your own hand can let
you
achieve it.
So basically life is
pornography!