Kumbe kuna CODE za mawasiliano ndani ya ndoa,,,............

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A Husband and Wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex, they will call it a "PHONE CALL" so that the kids will not decode...

One day they had a fight and wife stopped talking to the husband and they were talking to each other thru kids.

The husband to his son - "Tell your mom that Daddy wants to make a phone call".

Mother replies: "Tell your dad that the Network is down today".

Dad replies: "Tell your mom that if there is no Network at home, I will go to a Public Phone!.

Mother to her son - "Tell your dad, if he dare go to a Public Phone, I will open a Call Center at home." !!!

Sina hakika sana kama hayo mambo yapo kivile, lakini wenye maujuzi wanaweza kutuambia , hapo penye bold plus red colour ni kwa hisani ya mkuu Madame B, leo ni weekend na Said yuko Arusha na wazazi wamekataa posa, yaani majanga hayaishi.
 
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marejesho said:
Mbona majanga....
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Lakini walikubaliana kufanya hivyo kwa lengo jema kuwakwepa watoto wasijue, ila sasa ndio hivyo tena njiani mambo sio mambo wanaanza kuwashirikisha watoto, mara oh network iko down hakika majanga kweli marejesho sijui kama ni wewe ungejibu kama huyo mwanamama kwamba I will open a call center at home? ama
 
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Wow! I love this, I WILL OPEN A CALL CENTRE AT HOME..
 
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ngina rema said:
Wow! I love this, I WILL OPEN A CALL CENTRE AT HOME..
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No don't do that, the main target of the thread is teach us the best way of having social communication in our relationship/marriage, so if you do so its means you are creating more challenges in your marriage ngina rema.

To choose communication CODE is not a bad idea at all, but we need to maintain our secret on that code and avoid things which may cause down signal, which lead on bad ideas such as to find public phone or opening call center at home and so on.
 
Hahahahaaaaaaaaaa,afadhali nimeongeza siku za kuishi.dingi lazima awe mpole haki ya nani!maana openning a call centre at home si jambo la kitoto mazeeee,dingi kashikwa pabaya tihitihitihiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
 
bysange said:
Hahahahaaaaaaaaaa,afadhali nimeongeza siku za kuishi.dingi lazima awe mpole haki ya nani!maana openning a call centre at home si jambo la kitoto mazeeee,dingi kashikwa pabaya tihitihitihiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Unaweza kusema dingi kashikwa pabaya, kumbe hata mother alijisemea kufungua call center at home kama njia mojawapo ya kujihami, sema tu huyu mdingi hakukaza uzi kwamba kweli anaondoka kwenda kwenye hizo public phone ili akapunguze zake genye, huenda mother angekuwa mpole na kubadili msimamo wake.
 
Hao kweli wameamua kuutumia huu , mtu mzima hatishiwi nyau na usimtishie mtu kwa kubeep kama vipi yeye anapiga kabisa. Duh kumbe mawasiliano yapo hivyo siku hizi kweli hapo mtotto hawezi kuelewa kitu. Nimependa sana hilo jibu la mama limetulia sana
 
Lyagwa code imetumiwa ipasavyo wakati wa ugomvi! imeleta na sub-codes!
 
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