Kilichonitokea: Usitongoze ovyo Sinza

puker · Jun 9, 2020

Unanikumbusha kipindi nakaa pale sinza madukani, kuna mshkaji wangu flani Jina kapuni maana ni mtoto wa kigogo mmoja wa ccm, hvy kidogo familia imemtenga kutokana ishu zake za magumashi, ila swala la hela yule jamaa hajawai kuishiwa...kuna siku tukaenda pale Lachaz bar sinza mori...kula sana Monde, sasa tukapata wapemba flani hivi mixer kama waarabu...tukawapiga sana pombe...walipoona tuko vizur financially wakatuganda..jamaa akilipa mixer anatoa na madolari[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] wale manzi wakaona yes hili ndio chimbo, kumbe J yuko na target zake, jamaa amekaa sana na wale matapeli wa kinageria kule south...basi mida tukaondoka nao wote wanne halafu tukaenda kupiga nao show katika lodge moja hv maeneo ya palestina...mzee tukaingia nao wote room moja sasa hy wataalamu sijui mtaitaje kwamba ni 3 some au 6, ila mambo yaliyotokea huko ni sodoma na gomora maana walikuwa wamelewa mbaya...tukala sana mambo, nikapitiwa na usingizi baadae kidogo jamaa ananiamsha namuuliza kulikon...anasema tusepe mjini hapa sijakaa vizur jamaa kashanishikia viatu...kumbe kakusanya makorokoro yote ya wale dada walet, simu hela [emoji848][emoji86][emoji86] tukasepa bado walikuwa hawana hata dalili za kuamka nikamuuliza kwa nn umefanya hvy akasema hawa mbwa juzi wameeniibia laki 2 zangu wakafikir sikumbuki sasa hv bila bila[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] kumbe na wale timing zao ilikuwa watuibie tu kawawai. Maisha ya sinza ni kama sinema.

Valencia_UPV · Jun 9, 2020

RIP George Floyd

Mbwa dume · Jun 10, 2020

joshua_ok said:
Ila kimsingi tumekubaliana next time nitapiga kwa 15,000 free ghetto

Peku?

Hance Mtanashati · Jun 10, 2020

puker said:
Unanikumbusha kipindi nakaa pale sinza madukani, kuna mshkaji wangu flani Jina kapuni maana ni mtoto wa kigogo mmoja wa ccm, hvy kidogo familia imemtenga kutokana ishu zake za magumashi, ila swala la hela yule jamaa hajawai kuishiwa...kuna siku tukaenda pale Lachaz bar sinza mori...kula sana Monde, sasa tukapata wapemba flani hivi mixer kama waarabu...tukawapiga sana pombe...walipoona tuko vizur financially wakatuganda..jamaa akilipa mixer anatoa na madolari[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] wale manzi wakaona yes hili ndio chimbo, kumbe J yuko na target zake, jamaa amekaa sana na wale matapeli wa kinageria kule south...basi mida tukaondoka nao wote wanne halafu tukaenda kupiga nao show katika lodge moja hv maeneo ya palestina...mzee tukaingia nao wote room moja sasa hy wataalamu sijui mtaitaje kwamba ni 3 some au 6, ila mambo yaliyotokea huko ni sodoma na gomora maana walikuwa wamelewa mbaya...tukala sana mambo, nikapitiwa na usingizi baadae kidogo jamaa ananiamsha namuuliza kulikon...anasema tusepe mjini hapa sijakaa vizur jamaa kashanishikia viatu...kumbe kakusanya makorokoro yote ya wale dada walet, simu hela [emoji848][emoji86][emoji86] tukasepa bado walikuwa hawana hata dalili za kuamka nikamuuliza kwa nn umefanya hvy akasema hawa mbwa juzi wameeniibia laki 2 zangu wakafikir sikumbuki sasa hv bila bila[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] kumbe na wale timing zao ilikuwa watuibie tu kawawai. Maisha ya sinza ni kama sinema.

Aisee

Aizi Azma · Jun 10, 2020

😂😂😂 Ali-apply kitu kinaitwa WTP (Willingness To Pay).

and 998 others · Jun 10, 2020

Computer Virus said:
😂😂😂 Ali-apply kitu kinaitwa WTP (Willingness To Pay).

Sure

DeepPond · Jun 10, 2020

puker said:
Unanikumbusha kipindi nakaa pale sinza madukani, kuna mshkaji wangu flani Jina kapuni maana ni mtoto wa kigogo mmoja wa ccm, hvy kidogo familia imemtenga kutokana ishu zake za magumashi, ila swala la hela yule jamaa hajawai kuishiwa...kuna siku tukaenda pale Lachaz bar sinza mori...kula sana Monde, sasa tukapata wapemba flani hivi mixer kama waarabu...tukawapiga sana pombe...walipoona tuko vizur financially wakatuganda..jamaa akilipa mixer anatoa na madolari[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] wale manzi wakaona yes hili ndio chimbo, kumbe J yuko na target zake, jamaa amekaa sana na wale matapeli wa kinageria kule south...basi mida tukaondoka nao wote wanne halafu tukaenda kupiga nao show katika lodge moja hv maeneo ya palestina...mzee tukaingia nao wote room moja sasa hy wataalamu sijui mtaitaje kwamba ni 3 some au 6, ila mambo yaliyotokea huko ni sodoma na gomora maana walikuwa wamelewa mbaya...tukala sana mambo, nikapitiwa na usingizi baadae kidogo jamaa ananiamsha namuuliza kulikon...anasema tusepe mjini hapa sijakaa vizur jamaa kashanishikia viatu...kumbe kakusanya makorokoro yote ya wale dada walet, simu hela [emoji848][emoji86][emoji86] tukasepa bado walikuwa hawana hata dalili za kuamka nikamuuliza kwa nn umefanya hvy akasema hawa mbwa juzi wameeniibia laki 2 zangu wakafikir sikumbuki sasa hv bila bila[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] kumbe na wale timing zao ilikuwa watuibie tu kawawai. Maisha ya sinza ni kama sinema.

Kitasa Cha uso,aliawapiga

and 998 others · Jun 10, 2020

Siku nyingine, Kuna demu nilimpa lift pale Kumekucha akadai anaenda Mapambano tumefika anadai nimpe hela kwa sababu **nilibambia** maziwa na shanga tukiwa njiani halafu nakataa kwenda kumtia. Daah wakati nashangaa akanikwida. Kuepusha shazi nikamtolea Msimbazi

and 998 others · Jun 10, 2020

Nyani Ngabu said:
60,000 kwa papuchi ya dada poa??

....the hell is wrong with you?

You pussy starved or something?

Elewa wewe wakati naenda kupiga sikujua changu. Nimekuja kujua tulipokutana Kona Baa

Josaje Mtui · Jun 10, 2020

joshua_ok said:
Jioni ya jana nikiwa mitaa ya Mugabe nikamkuta mdada flan mweupeee kapata tatizo la pancha kwenye IST yake. Akaomba msaada, nikamsaidia kubadilisha tairi, kutokana na manukato (si shepu). Nikaomba namba daah dakika 5 nyingi akaanza kuniambia kama nataka kipochi-manyoya niandae 100,000/= nikalia lia (bargaining) akakubali kwa 60,000/= (ghetto kwake) nilipomaliza nikasema ngoja nikapoze koo KONA BAA duuh ghafla huyu hapa kumbe ndo kijiwe chake cha kuuza papuchix bei 15,000/MSHINDO. Nimelanguliwa kizembe 60,000-15,000=45,000

Baharia umeotewa kimasihara

chawa wa mama · Jun 10, 2020

Umepigwa kizembe mkuu

cocastic · Jun 27, 2020

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and 998 others · Sep 3, 2020

Sinza nuksi

Stavros Myles · Sep 3, 2020

Inawezekana alijiweka kama mtego tu, gari si yake alichokuwa anamiliki ni mwili na nguo zake tu, sema next time wengine watajifunza

Valencia_UPV · Sep 4, 2020

Duarte said:
Inawezekana alijiweka kama mtego tu, gari si yake alichokuwa anamiliki ni mwili na nguo zake tu, sema next time wengine watajifunza

Sure. Kuna siku niliwahi pia kumpa lift dada flan alikua anatembea pembeni ya barabani (karibu na ukumbi wa Kwalalumpa-Kwa Remi, ile kaingia tu kwenye Gari kaanza salaam, anadai 20,000 short-time duuh nikaona isiwe ishu nikapaki pale BigBon anadai nimpe hela vinginevyo ananiletea shazi

Mark mod · Sep 4, 2020

Huyo ni muhujumu uchumi

KISIWAGA · Sep 4, 2020

Gharama kubwa sana kununua ki2 ambacho hata jirani yako angeweza kukupatia bure

Chief Sam · Sep 4, 2020

Mi najiskia kinyaa hawa wadada.nikifikilia mipini mingapi imepita, Apo nakula zangu alcohol nacheza mechi ya nyumbani

Valencia_UPV · Sep 4, 2020

Chief Sam said:
Mi najiskia kinyaa hawa wadada.nikifikilia mipini mingapi imepita, Apo nakula zangu alcohol nacheza mechi ya nyumbani

Kuna kipochi Cha peke yako dunia ya leo?

and 998 others · Dec 23, 2020

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