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Numbisa

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Ulipokuwa sekondary akaja mtu wa chuo akamchukua mpenzi wako, ukaenda chuo akaja mtu anayefanya kazi akamchukua mpenzi wako, ukapata kazi akaja mwenye gari lake akamchukua mpenz wako, ukanunua gari akaja mtu aliyeoa akamchukua mpenzi wako, ukaamua uoe kinakuja kiben10 cha chuo kinamchukua mke wako

 

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Mkuu wa Kibiti

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Numbisa said:

Ulipokuwa sekondary akaja mtu wa chuo akamchukua mpenzi wako, ukaenda chuo akaja mtu anayefanya kazi akamchukua mpenzi wako, ukapata kazi akaja mwenye gari lake akamchukua mpenz wako, ukanunua gari akaja mtu aliyeoa akamchukua mpenzi wako, ukaamua uoe kinakuja kiben10 cha chuo kinamchukua mke wako

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Umeanza mambo yako

 

stickvibration

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Jana nilipeleka viatu vyangu. Kwa fundi
Cha ajabu leo namkuta barabarani amezivaa
Kumuuliza fundi vipi tena mbona umevaa viatu vyangu,????
Akanijibu
“ROAD TEST”

 

Freyzem

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Ukimuona mbwa harusini usimpige mawe wala kumfukuza yawezekana kilichomleta pale ndo kilichokuleta pia
[HASHTAG]#Hamna[/HASHTAG] tofauti

 

Freyzem

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TAARIFA


NUMBISA kajifungua!


Ni yale makamba yaliyomfunga wakati akitembea

Poleni kwa usumbufu uliojitokeza

 

Freyzem

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Kwelii maisha yanabadilik sanaa zamani ilikuwa mwanaume mipango mwanmke uvumilivu ila saiv sasa duuh mwanaume mashine mwanmke wowowooo

Akili kisado maujinga pipa

 

Freyzem

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Nasema Hivi,
Mwanaume Huvaa Nguo Kwanza Baada Ya Kuoga, Kisha Unajipaka Mafuta Zile Sehemu Zinazo Onekana. Kama Wewe Ni Mwanaume Na Unajipaka Mafuta Kila Mahali Kabla Ya Kuvaa Nguo...
BASI KEMEA HARAKA HILO PEPO LA UMAMA!

 

Freyzem

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Mwanamke mwembamba ukimpiga kofi matakoni mlio unaotoka kama wa SCREENSHOT

 

Freyzem

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Achana nao!!!
______________

Nilimtembelea rafiki yangu Mlengule nyumbani kwake, mke wake akatutengea wali kwenye sahani zilizojaa minyama kibao..!!!
Ajabu ni kwamba sahani za watoto wake zilikuwa zimejaa wali na kachumbari Tu.
Baada ya kula nikamuliza Mlengule,
"Kulikoni watoto wale wali na kachumbari wakati sisi tumekula minyama kibao?!"
Akajibu kwa kujiamini kabisa..
"Achana nao hao wapumbavu wanajifanya hawali mbwa

"

 

Freyzem

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STORI HII INAFUNZA




Mtoto mmoja alikua anakula embe ghafla akaona funza katika lile embe..

Kama nilivokwambia stori hii ina funza

 

Freyzem

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Namna nzuri ya kumfanya baba yako akuheshimu na kukupigia magoti ni kujiunga upadri; hivyo basi mzunguko wa heshima utabadilika na baba atakuita wewe "FATHER" na wewe utamjibu "God bless you my son"

 

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MCHAU G

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Freyzem said:

Umeshawahi kwenda kwenye harusi halafu Dj akawa anaplay
mziki,wakati huo mziki uko sauti ya juu sana halafu unaongea na rafki
yako kwa sautiii ili akusikie, mara Dj
anazima gafla mziki huku
unapayuka halafu inakukuta
unapayuka "Bibi arusi mbayaa"
halafu umekaa nyuma ya meza ya
wazazi wake...

Hapo ndio utajuakuwa kiwembe na kisu vinakata lakini havina diwani

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We mtu unakipaji sana sema sijui ka unajua ilo

 

rikiboy

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kajojo said:

*_Hakuna kitu kizito mfukoni kama pakti ya kondom wakati binti aliyekuahidi kuja amezima simu na unarudi nayo nyumbani..... Inakuwa kama Mfuko wa simenti._*

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Haa ha ha ha ha... khaa

 

Mwifwa

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bioto

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Hakuna (***) yenye ukubwa zaidi au sawa na kichwa cha mtoto. Kwa hiyo acheni kutupigia kelele kama vile mnanyongwa wakati wa kufanya mapenzi
SAMAHANI LAKINI

 

bioto

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Different between Email And Gmail
Email: A Mail send by electricity
Gmail: A Mail send by generator

 

bioto

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Masela walikuwa wanavuta bhange kijiweni, moja akamuuliza mwenzake:
"hivi nikipiga namba za polisi 211 badala ya 112 nini kitatokea?"
Mwenzake akamjibu "kwani hujui? si difenda ya polisi itakuja kinyumenyume"

 

Mkuu wa Kibiti

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Mwifwa said:

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Huu unaitwa ugomvi wa mawe huu

 

bioto

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Mume anagombana na mkewe:
mke: we mwanaume ni mpumbavu!
mume: (kimya)
mke: mwanaume surual!i
mume: (kimya)
mke: mwanaume dakika moja tu chali!
mume: we ongea yote hakuna litakaloniumiza..
mke: una akili za kikondoo
mume: (kimya)
Mke akafikiria akakumbuka mumewe ni shabiki wa man u, akaanza tena;
mke: we lukaku...
mume: we pumbavu sasa naona unavuka mipaka. Ukirudia tena kuniita hivyo ukusanye na nguo zako kabisaa uondoke!