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[TD="bgcolor: transparent"]THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like AFRICA :
Half discovered, half wild, fertile, and naturally beautiful.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like EUROPE :
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like SPAIN :
Very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like GREECE :
Gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like GREAT BRITAIN :
With a glorious and all-conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like ISRAEL :
Has been through war and doesnt make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like CANADA :
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes TIBET :
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like IRAN :
Ruled by nuts!
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[TD="bgcolor: transparent"]THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like AFRICA :
Half discovered, half wild, fertile, and naturally beautiful.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like EUROPE :
Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like SPAIN :
Very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like GREECE :
Gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like GREAT BRITAIN :
With a glorious and all-conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like ISRAEL :
Has been through war and doesnt make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like CANADA :
Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes TIBET :
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like IRAN :
Ruled by nuts!
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