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A guy asked a girl in a library; “Do you mind if I sit beside you”? The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”. All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess u felt embarrassed right? The guy responded with a loud voice:US$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT THAT’S TOO MUCH Ooo!!! and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears; “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty
 
cooppyyy and paasssttteeee..
 

Kweli dawa ya moto ni moto !!!!
 
Mkuu umenikumbusha kisa cha kweli mbeya miaka ya hapa karibuni.
Jamaa (pale mwanjelwa) alimwona binti mrembo akipita jirani.
Basi yule jamaa akamfuata na kuanza kumsalim, lakini dada kauchuna. Jamaa akaendelea kumsemesha yule dada kuwa amemfananisha na amewah kumwona mahali fulani.
Basi dada akapayuka "UMENIFANANISHA EENH? Kawafananishe hao hao". Wakati yule dada akiendelea kupayuka, jamaa naye kapayuka "AAH KWENDA ZAKO HUKO. Wewe nani hata nisikuambid kuwa umejamba?"
Dada aliondoka kwa aibu sana
 
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