Hakuna kitu kinachoitwa mapenzi

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aceroty

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #1

Kwangu mimi mapenzi yako hivi:

+demu anayevutia(sura na shepu nzuri)
+yuko chini ya miaka 26
+hanuki
+ana nywele ndefu
+anajua kupika
+anavaa vizuri
+ni mwembamba
+hana kitambi
+hafanyi kazi za ofisini
+anavaa viatu virefu
+hajazaa n.k..

Kwa mtoto wa kike mapenzi kwake kwa mwanaume yako hivi:
+huboi
+una uwezo kifedha
+unavutia kwa wanawake wengine
+humjali
+una misuli
+una akili za maisha
+hucheki
+hulii siku za misiba
+unajua kucheza na hisia zake
+hukumbuki siku yake ya kuzaliwa
+unaogea naye pale unapotaka kumto..........a

Mwanaume au mwanamke anapotimiza vigezo vilivyoandikwa hapo juu, basi ujue ya kwamba ndio "amependa''.

 

kabanga

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #2

naamini umri wako unakuruhusu kuandika hicho ulichokiandika.... ila ukiwa mkubwa ndio utajua kwamba kuna mapenzi!

 

PetCash

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #3

Da hell have I just read!!!!???

 

Junior. Cux

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #4

naona malue lue!!!!

 

Mentor

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #5

Dah mkuu...lemmie grab a book!

 

EMT

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #6

aceroty said:

Kwangu mimi mapenzi yako hivi:

+demu anayevutia(sura na shepu nzuri)
+yuko chini ya miaka 26
+hanuki
+ana nywele ndefu
+anajua kupika
+anavaa vizuri
+ni mwembamba
+hana kitambi
+hafanyi kazi za ofisini
+anavaa viatu virefu
+hajazaa n.k..

...mwanamke anapotimiza vigezo vilivyoandikwa hapo juu, basi ujue ya kwamba ndio "amependa''.

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Hivyo ni vigezo vya mvuto aka attraction, siyo mapenzi.

Umemaliza Form Six mwaka huu?

 

Maserati

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #7

Mmh....naktambi wangu huu bas nsngekuw na mpenz mtoto wa kike mm..but wanankubalje...acha tu . sjui umefanya research kichochoro gan au sjui umeamua kuropoka tu...

 

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ashuu6

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #8

Topic zingine humu michosho tu!!

 

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Chwaka

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #9

BIG RESULTS NOW is calling......................

 

Sibonike

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #10

aceroty said:

Kwangu mimi mapenzi yako hivi:

+demu anayevutia(sura na shepu nzuri)
+yuko chini ya miaka 26
+hanuki
+ana nywele ndefu
+anajua kupika
+anavaa vizuri
+ni mwembamba
+hana kitambi
+hafanyi kazi za ofisini
+anavaa viatu virefu
+hajazaa n.k..

Kwa mtoto wa kike mapenzi kwake kwa mwanaume yako hivi:
+huboi
+una uwezo kifedha
+unavutia kwa wanawake wengine
+humjali
+una misuli
+una akili za maisha
+hucheki
+hulii siku za misiba
+unajua kucheza na hisia zake
+hukumbuki siku yake ya kuzaliwa
+unaogea naye pale unapotaka kumto..........a

Mwanaume au mwanamke anapotimiza vigezo vilivyoandikwa hapo juu, basi ujue ya kwamba ndio "amependa''.

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Toka ujiunge JF leo siku ya 18!
Inaelekea ndio kwanza umemaliza chuo na sina hakika kama umepata ajira.
Ukipata ajira au kama unayo tayari vyovyote vile baada ya miaka mitatu vigezo vyako vingi vitakufa "natural death"
Kwa sasa endelea endelea kupata uzoefu wa maisha

 

Evelyn Salt

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Jan 5, 2012

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #11

Utumbo wa samaki ni wa kutupa tu bora ungekuwa wa kuku ningekaanga nkala mie.....

 

miss chagga

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #12

real..............?

 

miss chagga

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #13

Evelyn Salt said:

Utumbo wa samaki ni wa kutupa tu bora ungekuwa wa kuku ningekaanga nkala mie.....

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ha ha haha ha ..

 

Miss Neddy

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #14

Evelyn Salt said:

Utumbo wa samaki ni wa kutupa tu bora ungekuwa wa kuku ningekaanga nkala mie.....

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hahahaha meona eeeeh

 

Nilufer

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #15

EMT said:

Hivyo ni vigezo vya mvuto aka attraction, siyo mapenzi.

Umemaliza Form Six mwaka huu?

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kwani hao si wameshaenda depo? labda ni wa o level wanaovuta ka likizo...

 

Aurora

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #16

+hajazaa ila au amechoropoa za kutosha?
+humjali hii sijaielewa vizuri
+hucheki hahahahahaha anakuwa katolewa bandama?
+hulii siku za misiba hahahahahahah nimeipenda
+hukumbuki siku yake ya kuzaliwa mmhhh hii tutagombana kwa kweli

 

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time theory

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #17

Kumbuka una wazazi kijana,haya hebu jiulize kama wazazi wako wana mapenzi ama la!!!!

 

NullPointer

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #18

katafte kitabu kinaitwa "How to think like a computer scientist" usomesome kdg upate kitu kipya acha kupoteza muda..

 

MankaM

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #19

kwanin

 

mwallu

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• Jul 22, 2014

• #20

I F..you


*forgive