G20 ends abruptly as obama calls putin a jackass

Viol · Sep 7, 2013

ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)-

Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia's Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, "Everyone here thinks you're a jackass."

The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.
"Look, I'm not just talking about Snowden and Syria," Mr. Obama said. "What about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend."
As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic.
"If you think I'm the only one who feels this way, you're kidding yourself," Mr. Obama said, jabbing his finger in the direction of the Russian President's face. "Ask Angela Merkel. Ask David Cameron. Ask the Turkish guy. Every last one of them thinks you're a dick."
Shortly after Mr. Obama's volcanic performance, Mr. Putin released a terse official statement, reading, "I should be afraid of this skinny man? I wrestle bears."
After one day of meetings, the G20 nations voted unanimously on a resolution that said maybe everyone should just go home.

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MALCOM LUMUMBA · Sep 7, 2013

I remember once Nikita Krushchev Said Berlin is the testicle of the west so if i want the West to scream i just squeeze on berlin,.U.S.A should not forget that what is happening now are the echoes of the Cold war which politicaly is said to ended up in the late 80's to early 90's with the demise of the Soviet Union.In short haya yote ni mbegu zilizopandwa na C.I.A na K.G.B in the arab world since the time of Russo-Afghan war of late 70's during the reign of Brezhnev the Soviet Big Brother,..my point is THE U.S. should honour the memories of the Cuban missile crisis of 1961 be careful that kama yale hayatokei tena,pia akumbuke kwamba hii vita isije ikaisha tofauti just like it ended for the Nazis who assured themselves of the global domination without weighing the odds properly,they should be honest that its not Syria or Assad they want lets say the war against Syria its the beginning of war against Iran because once you damage Syria you actualy damage Iran's flagile economy and once Iran is gone Russian and Chinese interests in the middle east will be crippled,like they say SHOOT THE HEAD AND THE BODY WILL FALL,..kumbuka Nguvu ya uchumi ya Russia ni msaada na kiburi kwa mataifa kama North Korea,Cuba,Venezuela and many other outlaw nations,therefore incase of any attack on Syria could disturb the world balance of power the thing which could lead to the deadliest war mankind has ever witnessed.The worse part is third world countries would be forced to pick sides ambapo wengi tutaumia saaana....from my view kama China have a lot to benefit kama hatahusika directly because she would be busy doing bussines on the other hand kama atahusika directly then U.S and NATO won't stand a chance due to the fact that major U.S investments are located in China.

Kishimbe wa Kishimbe · Sep 7, 2013

''Kama NUHU angekuwa na Hekima angeua Mbu mule ndani ya safina!''

RedDevil · Sep 7, 2013

This is the beggening of the WW3, diplomacy imegoma kwa hiyo hapa lazima zipigwe!!!

Elungata · Sep 7, 2013

MALCOM LUMUMBA said:
I remember once Nikita Krushchev Said Berlin is the testicle of the west so if i want the West to scream i just squeeze on berlin,.U.S.A should not forget that what is happening now are the echoes of the Cold war which politicaly is said to ended up in the late 80's to early 90's with the demise of the Soviet Union.In short haya yote ni mbegu zilizopandwa na C.I.A na K.G.B in the arab world since the time of Russo-Afghan war of late 70's during the reign of Brezhnev the Soviet Big Brother,..my point is THE U.S. should honour the memories of the Cuban missile crisis of 1961 be careful that kama yale hayatokei tena,pia akumbuke kwamba hii vita isije ikaisha tofauti just like it ended for the Nazis who assured themselves of the global domination without weighing the odds properly,they should be honest that its not Syria or Assad they want lets say the war against Syria its the beginning of war against Iran because once you damage Syria you actualy damage Iran's flagile economy and once Iran is gone Russian and Chinese interests in the middle east will be crippled,like they say SHOOT THE HEAD AND THE BODY WILL FALL,..kumbuka Nguvu ya uchumi ya Russia ni msaada na kiburi kwa mataifa kama North Korea,Cuba,Venezuela and many other outlaw nations,therefore incase of any attack on Syria could disturb the world balance of power the thing which could lead to the deadliest war mankind has ever witnessed.The worse part is third world countries would be forced to pick sides ambapo wengi tutaumia saaana....from my view kama China have a lot to benefit kama hatahusika directly because she would be busy doing bussines on the other hand kama atahusika directly then U.S and NATO won't stand a chance due to the fact that major U.S investments are located in China.

uchumi wa russia ni mafuta na gase.Russia doesnt import oil.

Julius Kaisari · Sep 7, 2013

Kishimbe wa Kishimbe said:
''Kama NUHU angekuwa na Hekima angeua Mbu mule ndani ya safina!''

Kwani machoni pa mbu wewe Kishimbe wa Kishimbe ni zaidi ya mbu? Labda ubinfsi wako wewe binadamu....

MALCOM LUMUMBA · Sep 7, 2013

Elungata;uchumi wa russia ni mafuta na gase.Russia doesnt import oil..Najua mkuu kama Russia haimport oil wala gas ila kumbuka 1980's rais Ronald Raegan ilivyoincourage Saudi Arabia kiteknolojia wakazalisha mafuta kwa kiasi kikubwa hivyo kufanya soko ra SOVIET UNION kudorora,..sasa angalia sasa Qatar na other U.A.E states wanataka kufanya tena kitu cha namna hiyo kwamba once middle East oil particulary Iranian oil reserves are under U.S and her allies then Russian gas market to the European Union will surely stumble

rpg · Sep 7, 2013

Is it real, or merely a joke!

Mlamoto · Sep 7, 2013

Huu ni uzushi na uongo. muwe makini na posts zenu. acheni war mongering!

MALCOM LUMUMBA · Sep 7, 2013

Mlamoto;Huu ni uzushi na uongo. muwe makini na posts zenu. acheni war mongering!Mkuu wewe ni mvivu na ni hatari kwa Afya yako tafuta kwenye mitandao mikubwa usikurupuke.

Kishimbe wa Kishimbe · Sep 8, 2013

ukwelikitugani said:
Kwani machoni pa mbu wewe Kishimbe wa Kishimbe ni zaidi ya mbu? Labda ubinfsi wako wewe binadamu....

ukwelikitugani, kwakweli babaangu, machoni mwa mbu wa humu mitandaoni, wanaosambaza ugonjwa mbaya wa 'misinformation',mimi ni zaidi ya mbu!

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