Crazy facts.....

Isumbwile said:

SOME CRAZY FACTS

SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight

EXPERIENCE: The name men & women give to their mistakes

MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters

DIVORCE: Future tense of Marriage

COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

YAWN: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth

LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich

BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills...

E.T.C.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do


Nawe tupia crazy fact yako yenye kaukweli ndani yake......:welcome:

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HYGEIA said:

Nimezipenda ila mimi ningeziita 'crazy definitions' badala ya crazy facts! Samahani lakini.

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