kibhopile
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- Aug 5, 2010
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Kwa wale watumishi waadilifu wenzangu, naona bado kama dakika 15 kufunga duka a.k.a kutoka ofisini na kuvizia kama lift za STK au DFP kama bosi anaelekea upande unaoenda. basi wakati ukisubiria hayo chukua thoughts hizi.
1.If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.
3. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitudeâ¦! Keep on rocking!
4. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
5. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
6. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
7. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow sure!
8. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
9. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
10. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. which makes it alogical statement tha 90% of the accidents are due to driving withhout drinking.
JIONI NJEMAAAAAA,,,,STK HIYOOOOO,,,​
1.If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.
3. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitudeâ¦! Keep on rocking!
4. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
5. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
6. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
7. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow sure!
8. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
9. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
10. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. which makes it alogical statement tha 90% of the accidents are due to driving withhout drinking.
JIONI NJEMAAAAAA,,,,STK HIYOOOOO,,,​