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zip ya suruali ikinasa kwenye ngozi ya mdudu utaitoaje?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by figganigga, Jan 25, 2012.

  1. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    ukiivuta chini unaumia, ukivuta kwa juu unaumia. ukisema itulie hapo hapo ilipo nasa unaumia. ushaonja maumivu ya zip iliyo nasa kwenye ngozi ya mdudu?. mia
     
  2. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Mh...maumivu yake usipime mkuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. King'asti

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    Mi nishawahi,lol!
    I can imagine, ila nadhani ukijimiminia mafuta mepesi (glycerin, olive oil ama hata mafuta ya kupikia), vuta pumzi then vuta zipu chini.
     
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    na ngozi ya mdudu ilivyo laini...................
    na vip ukishika pilipili halafu ukaisafisha k???????
     
  5. Ringo Edmund

    Ringo Edmund JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu kwa ushauri uwe unavaa c.hupi.

    Zamani wakati c.hupi zilikuwa shida ndo tulikuwa tunabanwa.
     
  6. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha! Smart one! Sikufikiria hii! Atakuwa amekumbuka VIP yake ya kuvaa kanisani
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Lala chali inaachia.
     
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    piper JF-Expert Member

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    Ucpime ni balaa, hata sitaki kuzikumbukia hizo gud old days.
     
  9. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    Inakuaje hapo? hajavaa Chup*?
     
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    Ninliy Senior Member

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    mie huwa namwita kifaa chochote kilichopo karibu kinisaidie kuikwamua baada ya hapo uspime!
     
  11. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    unaweza lia kama mtoto. Mia
     
  12. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    ishu sio kuvuta zip ishu ni maumivu yake halafu ndo kwa bahati mbaya ishike kwenye mshono wa suna. mia
     
  13. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    lalalalalalalalalaaaa....!!!. pilipili noma. mia
     
  14. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Halafu zipu yenyewe iwe ya jeans... Utalia kikwenu bila kutarajia !
    Hii ni sawasawa na n'ge apandepande hadi ikulu halafu akun'gate... Weee lazma utapiga
    ' lwaangi ' !
     
  15. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    hili joto la dar utaivalia wapi? ni mwendo wa bukta. Mia
     
  16. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahaaaa....!!!. Mia
     
  17. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    yaani mkuu huwezi kupumia, kujitingisha wala kuhema. Mia
     
  18. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahaaa. mia
     
  19. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    ndiyo. unakuwa umetulia zako ndani umejiachia, halafu mtu anagonga gafla acha uivute kwa kasi. maumivu yatakuumaje?. Mia
     
  20. figganigga

    figganigga JF-Expert Member

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    yaani ile kuitoa unahesabu. moja, mbili, tatu shaaaa...!!. omba Mungu isikuchane. utamaliza mwezi husalimii msichana. hahahahaaa...!!. Mia
     
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