bampami
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ziara ya mrema london
mwaka jana While visiting England, Mr. Mrema the Chairman of
TLP was invited to have tea
with the Queen. He asked her what her
leadership philosophy. She
said that it is to be
surrounded with intelligent
people.
He asked how she knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the
right questions," said the
Queen.
"Allow me to demonstrate.
" She phoned Tony Blair, "Mr.
Prime Minister. Please
answer this question: Your
mother has a child, and
your father has a child, and
this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair responded, "It's
me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and
good-bye, sir," said the
Queen. She hangs up and said, "Did
you get that, Mr. Eliatonga?"
"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll
definitely be using that!"
Upon returning to DAR, he
decided he'd better put the minister of infrastructure
by then Mr. Mramba to the
test.
He invited Mr. Mramba.
"Heh brother, I wonder if
you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course. What's on
your mind?"
"Uh, your mother has a
child, and your father has a
child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?"
Mramba hems and haws
and finally asked, "Can I
think about it and get back
to you?" Mrema agreed, and Mramba left.
He immediately called a
meeting of other senior
opposition parties and they
puzzled over the question
for several hours, but nobody could come up with
an answer.
Finally, in desperation,
Mramba called Magufuli, the
former minister of his
ministry, and explained his problem.
"Now look here Magufuli,
your mother has a child,
and your father has a child,
and this child is not your
brother, or your sister. Who is it?"
Magufuli answered
immediately, "Simple, It's
me, of course.
Much relieved, Mramba
rushed back to Mrema and exclaims,
"I know the answer! I
know who it is! It's
Magufuli, the former
minister of my
ministry!!!! !!" And Mrema replied in
disgust,
"PUMBAFU mkubwa wewe,
ovyo kabisa, its Tony
Blair!!"
mwaka jana While visiting England, Mr. Mrema the Chairman of
TLP was invited to have tea
with the Queen. He asked her what her
leadership philosophy. She
said that it is to be
surrounded with intelligent
people.
He asked how she knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the
right questions," said the
Queen.
"Allow me to demonstrate.
" She phoned Tony Blair, "Mr.
Prime Minister. Please
answer this question: Your
mother has a child, and
your father has a child, and
this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair responded, "It's
me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and
good-bye, sir," said the
Queen. She hangs up and said, "Did
you get that, Mr. Eliatonga?"
"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll
definitely be using that!"
Upon returning to DAR, he
decided he'd better put the minister of infrastructure
by then Mr. Mramba to the
test.
He invited Mr. Mramba.
"Heh brother, I wonder if
you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course. What's on
your mind?"
"Uh, your mother has a
child, and your father has a
child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?"
Mramba hems and haws
and finally asked, "Can I
think about it and get back
to you?" Mrema agreed, and Mramba left.
He immediately called a
meeting of other senior
opposition parties and they
puzzled over the question
for several hours, but nobody could come up with
an answer.
Finally, in desperation,
Mramba called Magufuli, the
former minister of his
ministry, and explained his problem.
"Now look here Magufuli,
your mother has a child,
and your father has a child,
and this child is not your
brother, or your sister. Who is it?"
Magufuli answered
immediately, "Simple, It's
me, of course.
Much relieved, Mramba
rushed back to Mrema and exclaims,
"I know the answer! I
know who it is! It's
Magufuli, the former
minister of my
ministry!!!! !!" And Mrema replied in
disgust,
"PUMBAFU mkubwa wewe,
ovyo kabisa, its Tony
Blair!!"
