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ziara ya mh Mrema Uingereza.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by bampami, Jan 8, 2012.

  1. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    ziara ya mrema london
    mwaka jana While visiting England, Mr. Mrema the Chairman of
    TLP was invited to have tea
    with the Queen. He asked her what her
    leadership philosophy. She
    said that it is to be
    surrounded with intelligent
    people.
    He asked how she knows if they're intelligent.
    "I do so by asking them the
    right questions," said the
    Queen.
    "Allow me to demonstrate.
    " She phoned Tony Blair, "Mr.
    Prime Minister. Please
    answer this question: Your
    mother has a child, and
    your father has a child, and
    this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
    Tony Blair responded, "It's
    me, ma'am."
    "Correct. Thank you and
    good-bye, sir," said the
    Queen. She hangs up and said, "Did
    you get that, Mr. Eliatonga?"
    "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll
    definitely be using that!"
    Upon returning to DAR, he
    decided he'd better put the minister of infrastructure
    by then Mr. Mramba to the
    test.
    He invited Mr. Mramba.
    "Heh brother, I wonder if
    you can answer a question for me."
    "Why, of course. What's on
    your mind?"
    "Uh, your mother has a
    child, and your father has a
    child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.
    Who is it?"
    Mramba hems and haws
    and finally asked, "Can I
    think about it and get back
    to you?" Mrema agreed, and Mramba left.
    He immediately called a
    meeting of other senior
    opposition parties and they
    puzzled over the question
    for several hours, but nobody could come up with
    an answer.
    Finally, in desperation,
    Mramba called Magufuli, the
    former minister of his
    ministry, and explained his problem.
    "Now look here Magufuli,
    your mother has a child,
    and your father has a child,
    and this child is not your
    brother, or your sister. Who is it?"
    Magufuli answered
    immediately, "Simple, It's
    me, of course.
    Much relieved, Mramba
    rushed back to Mrema and exclaims,
    "I know the answer! I
    know who it is! It's
    Magufuli, the former
    minister of my
    ministry!!!! !!" And Mrema replied in
    disgust,
    "PUMBAFU mkubwa wewe,
    ovyo kabisa, it’s Tony
    Blair!!"
     
  2. b

    beyond heaven Member

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    hahahaha...
    Hii xafi inaanzisha xiku yangu vema..
     
  3. R CHUGGA

    R CHUGGA Senior Member

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    Aya ya ya ya!hiyo imetulia sana!
     
  4. chapaa

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    inamaana wote ni vichwa maji
     
  5. Tz-guy

    Tz-guy JF-Expert Member

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    Hao ndio zero kweli!
     
  6. UmkhontoweSizwe

    UmkhontoweSizwe JF-Expert Member

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    Nilichangia kwenye ile siredi ulikoitoa hii.
     
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    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    hEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEE
     
  8. kipipili

    kipipili JF-Expert Member

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    muacheni mzee wa kiraracha atese
     
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    Shonino Member

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    Vilaza
     
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    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    duuuu.... Kumbe wote walikuwa hawajaelewa
     
  11. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli kabisa mkuu inachekesha na kuhusunisha pia maana inaonyesha pia ni jins gana waTz 2nakwenda shule kwa ajili ya kupata vyeti na siyo knowledge
     
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    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    We have so many kind of this leader in Tz, who can't even think b4 shout out
     
  13. Geraldo DaVinci

    Geraldo DaVinci JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha dah hii kali big up
     
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    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    ....mbavu zanguology!!!1
     
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    Ha ha ha ha mrema ndio zuzu zaidi.
     
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