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You the animal not an animal.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by DEVINE, Jan 1, 2012.

  1. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    4 REASONS WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
    1)dogs obey when u shout at them 2)dogs dont shop(shoping)
    3)u can give away your dogs children but not woman child
    4)any guy can get a good looking dog! But not all guy can get good looking

    Filled underFunny SMS,Reasons WhyNo Comments3 REASONS Y CATS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
    1)cats love u whatever u look like
    2)u can stroke a cat without it thinkin about sex 3)and u dont mind when your cat chases after birds!
     
  2. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    [h=1]Reasons Dogs are Better Than Women[/h][HR][/HR]Dogs don't cry.
    Dogs love it when your friends come over.
    Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
    Dogs think you sing great.
    Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
    Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
    Dogs are excited by rough play.
    Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
    Dogs understand that flatulence is funny.
    Dogs love red meat.
    Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
    Anyone can get a good looking dog.
    If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
    A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
    Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
    Dogs love long car trips.
    Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
    Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.
    When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.
    Dogs like beer.
    Dogs don't hate their bodies.
    Dogs never criticize.
    Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
    Dogs never expect gifts.
    It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
    Dogs don't worry about germs.
    Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had.
    Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk and the back of your sock drawer.
    Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
    Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one.
    You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.
    Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
    Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
    Dogs never want foot rubs.
    Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
    Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
    Dogs can't talk.
    Dogs aren't catty.
    Dogs seldom outlive you
     
  3. B

    Brainiac Senior Member

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    Wooow, i see now that dogs are the best pets to keep...!
     
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    I hear a dog barking at the gate! Let me go to find out who's there!
     
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    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    I hear a dog barking at the gate. Let me go to find out why!
     
  6. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    woow nice points
     
  7. Angel Nylon

    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    safy sn, wekeni tu hayo madog at home, wanawake wasumbufu achaneni nao. Dogs are better than women, yet u cant live without us!
     
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    Bishop Hiluka Verified User

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    Mmh!...
     
  9. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Eti na nyie cats are better than men!
     
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    tobycow Senior Member

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    dog a the 1 who taught men dog style
     
  11. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha haa
     
  12. Angel Nylon

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    Umeyasema ww hayo!
     
  13. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    hapana mie nimenukuu kwenu.
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    dogs and cats promotion
     
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    Cats r better than men 4 only three reasons, bt look at the dogs comaparing with women, mh! Yaani women hatufai, lol!
     
  16. DEVINE

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    They find more reasons and you need to find more reasons.
     
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