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Words women say during sex

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Mlachake, Feb 5, 2010.

  1. Mlachake

    Mlachake JF-Expert Member

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    1. The optimist- Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes!
    2. The persimist- Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
    3. The confused- Oh yes! Oh no! Oh yes! Oh no!
    4. The religious- Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!
    5. The submarine- Deeper! further! deeper! further!
    6. The fake- Am coming! am coming! are you?

    This is now boring!! Invent other words bana......................
     
  2. vivian

    vivian JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu upo ofisini?? you really made me lough. I gues you are not working at the moment. Otherwise sasa hivi akili itakua haipo ofisini jomba
     
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    mmakonde JF-Expert Member

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    Hii thread ilikuwapo mwanzo.Naona hujaridhika!
    Unabalehe?
     
  4. Mlachake

    Mlachake JF-Expert Member

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    Did you behave like this when you were at this stage? LOL
     
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    Hater Member

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    Soory man gues you are obssesed with sex!!!!!
     
  6. Mlachake

    Mlachake JF-Expert Member

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    Nayo pia ni tabia
     
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    mmakonde JF-Expert Member

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    usiwe Sex addict kama President Zuma.Kila siku ya Mungu lazima apate Ngono!
    Tutafika kweli ?
     
  8. Mlachake

    Mlachake JF-Expert Member

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    Men Hii huwa ni tabia ya m2! Kuna watu wanawaza ngono kila waonapo mwanamke mwenye maumbile yenye mvuto!
    You will never Die ukiamua na kuishi na slogan ya ''Ngono si lazima'' Believe me. This has been one of the best slogan in my life
     
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    Mtu B JF-Expert Member

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    Uamuzi kama huo unamfaa aliyepata ugonjwa wa impotence au erectile dysfunction ili asimalizie pesa zake kwa waganga. Personally nahisi utajiri wowote ule ni useless kama hiyo kitu inakosekana. Naamini kuna watu ambao ukiwaondolea hiyo kitu hata ule uchakarikaji wa kutafuta sana pesa watapunguza, ibaki ya pesa ya ugali tu!
     
  10. Regia Mtema

    Regia Mtema R I P

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    Ha ha ha!tupate basi maneno mapya
     
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    wa kwangu huwa anasema...ooh thank u,oooh thank u........
     
  12. Jayfour_King

    Jayfour_King JF-Expert Member

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    I hope these are the findings after a certain research, how long you took and come out with these? Keep on a world without researchers can't move.
     
  13. Maria Roza

    Maria Roza JF-Expert Member

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    Sikupendi, sikupendi, sikupendiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii u want that?????
     
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    Jayfour_King JF-Expert Member

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    He is just sharing his experience with others, not exactly he want to be told "sikupendi".
     
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    Mdondoaji JF-Expert Member

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    Mie wangu huwa hasemi bali jasho linamtoka na kuguna tu na kubadilisha mkao wa ulaji hadi raha tupu!!!
     
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    Mike 1234 JF-Expert Member

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    mitu mingine tabu tupu ngono ngono mda wote,huo muda unowaza ngono ukiutumia kuwaza vitu vingine unaweza kutengeza ajira nyingi tu ukondoa umaskini unao izunguka ukoo wenu
     
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    Mdondoaji JF-Expert Member

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    Lakini ukiwa kila saa uko katika kazi unaweza kudata ndio maana wazungu wameweka kila baada ya muda mtu hupumzika kufanya kitu kengine. Kuna nyimbo inasema Stop and take a break before you lose your sense!!!! ndio hiyo wacha tujifurahishe.
     
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    skelleton Member

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    nimeonyesha dame wangu hiyo ya mwisho "am coming" amechukua na kuniacha sa hii, tafadhali msiandike ukweli humu
     
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