women dictonary..

[Smarty]

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No I'm sorry


We need = I want


It's your decision = My correct decision
should be obvious by now


Do what you want = You'll pay for this
later

We need to talk = I need to complain


Sure go ahead = I don't want you to


I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset,


You're so manly = You need a shave
and you sweat a lot

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I
have flabby thighs


This kitchen is so inconvenient = I
want a new house


I want new curtains = carpeting,
furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were
almost asleep


Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive


How much do you love me? = I did
something today you're going to hate......

 

[TUKUTUKU]

Very good observation mkuu,in real life context,your argument holds much water!

 

[Smarty]

Very good observation mkuu,in real life context,your argument holds much water!

huwa hawa maanishi wanachokisema in most cases..

 

[Husninyo]

Uongo mtupu.

 

[Kongosho]

I wonder, why men don't get this into their head!!!

 

[Kongosho]

Rudi usome tene baada ya siku mbili
Unaweza kuwa na opinion tofauti

Uongo mtupu.

 

[Kabakabana]

Its nat true

 

[The Boss]

very very true.....

 

[Husninyo]

Rudi usome tene baada ya siku mbili
Unaweza kuwa na opinion tofauti

nilishaiona hii miaka miwili iliyopita ila opinions zangu ni hizo hizo. Labda kwa wanawake wengine.

 

[Dr Lizzy]

My very own. . . . .

Yes = No

No = Yes. . . NO

Maybe = No I'm sorry. . . HEVEN'T DECIDED YET, but there is a chance (60%) you'll end up getting what you want.


We need = I want . . . WE NEED


It's your decision = My correct decision
should be obvious by now . . . I DON'T WANT TO MAKE THIS DECISION FOR YOU.


Do what you want = You'll pay for this
later . . . I DON'T CARE

We need to talk = I need to complain . . . THERE IS SOMETHING WE NEED TO SET STRAIGHT.


Sure go ahead = I don't want you to . . . I DON'T MIND


I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset,. . .I'M NOT UPSET


You're so manly = You need a shave
and you sweat a lot . . .YOU ARE A MANLY MAN, JUST THE WAY I LIKE MY MAN TO BE

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I
have flabby thighs


This kitchen is so inconvenient = I
want a new house. . . THE KITCHEN NEED FIXING


I want new curtains = carpeting,
furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were
almost asleep


Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive


How much do you love me? = I did
something today you're going to hate......

 

[Smarty]

My very own. . . . .

ha ha yes it is but you don't mean it..

 

[Pure nomaa]

Very very very true

 

[Dr Lizzy]

ha ha yes it is but you don't mean it..

Do you know me? I'm sure you don't.
So I would suggest you keep your speculations to yourself.

 

[King Kong III]

100% True

 

[Donpela]

Iyo ya we need to talk= i nid to complain ndo 200% true parse

 

[Dr.Chichi]

he he he kweli kabisa

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

No wonder mambo mengi yanakwama sana, ni kwa ajili ya hivi vitu vya kujiaminisha!!

 

[Kongosho]

Mi naona zinazohusu hasa hapa ni

It's your decision = My correct decision
should be obvious by now


Do what you want = You'll pay for this
later

We need to talk = I need to complain


Sure go ahead = I don't want you to


I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset,


You're so manly = You need a shave
and you sweat a lot

Naongeza na ya ziada hapa, hasa kwa maongezi ya simu
Are you tired?/do you want to sleep? = Don't dare to hang up

Iyo ya we need to talk= i nid to complain ndo 200% true parse

 

[Truenorth]

absolutely true chief

 

[Amyner]

Its not a formula!! Usije ukaambiwa NO ukadhani YES..utaumbuka!