Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

women dictonary..

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Smarty, Jan 3, 2012.

  1. S

    Smarty JF-Expert Member

    #1
    Jan 3, 2012
    Joined: Feb 25, 2011
    Messages: 658
    Likes Received: 39
    Trophy Points: 45
    Yes = No

    No = Yes

    Maybe = No I'm sorry


    We need = I want


    It's your decision = My correct decision
    should be obvious by now


    Do what you want = You'll pay for this
    later

    We need to talk = I need to complain


    Sure go ahead = I don't want you to


    I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset,


    You're so manly = You need a shave
    and you sweat a lot

    Be romantic, turn out the lights = I
    have flabby thighs


    This kitchen is so inconvenient = I
    want a new house


    I want new curtains = carpeting,
    furniture, and wallpaper

    I heard a noise = I noticed you were
    almost asleep


    Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive


    How much do you love me? = I did
    something today you're going to hate......
     
  2. TUKUTUKU

    TUKUTUKU JF-Expert Member

    #2
    Jan 3, 2012
    Joined: Sep 14, 2010
    Messages: 11,849
    Likes Received: 34
    Trophy Points: 145
    Very good observation mkuu,in real life context,your argument holds much water!
     
  3. S

    Smarty JF-Expert Member

    #3
    Jan 3, 2012
    Joined: Feb 25, 2011
    Messages: 658
    Likes Received: 39
    Trophy Points: 45
    huwa hawa maanishi wanachokisema in most cases..
     
  4. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

    #4
    Jan 3, 2012
    Joined: Oct 24, 2010
    Messages: 23,718
    Likes Received: 395
    Trophy Points: 180
    Uongo mtupu.
     
  5. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

    #5
    Jan 3, 2012
    Joined: Mar 21, 2011
    Messages: 36,152
    Likes Received: 177
    Trophy Points: 145
    I wonder, why men don't get this into their head!!!
     
  6. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

    #6
    Jan 3, 2012
    Joined: Mar 21, 2011
    Messages: 36,152
    Likes Received: 177
    Trophy Points: 145
    Rudi usome tene baada ya siku mbili
    Unaweza kuwa na opinion tofauti
     
  7. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

    #7
    Jan 3, 2012
    Joined: Aug 5, 2011
    Messages: 5,560
    Likes Received: 2
    Trophy Points: 0
    Its nat true
     
  8. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

    #8
    Jan 3, 2012
    Joined: Aug 18, 2009
    Messages: 36,065
    Likes Received: 14,309
    Trophy Points: 280
    very very true.....
     
  9. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

    #9
    Jan 3, 2012
    Joined: Oct 24, 2010
    Messages: 23,718
    Likes Received: 395
    Trophy Points: 180
    nilishaiona hii miaka miwili iliyopita ila opinions zangu ni hizo hizo. Labda kwa wanawake wengine.
     
  10. Lizzy

    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

    #10
    Jan 3, 2012
    Joined: May 25, 2009
    Messages: 22,194
    Likes Received: 122
    Trophy Points: 160
    My very own. . . . .

     
  11. S

    Smarty JF-Expert Member

    #11
    Jan 3, 2012
    Joined: Feb 25, 2011
    Messages: 658
    Likes Received: 39
    Trophy Points: 45
    ha ha yes it is but you don't mean it..
     
  12. P

    Pure nomaa JF-Expert Member

    #12
    Jan 3, 2012
    Joined: Dec 10, 2011
    Messages: 598
    Likes Received: 90
    Trophy Points: 45
    Very very very true
     
  13. Lizzy

    Lizzy JF-Expert Member

    #13
    Jan 3, 2012
    Joined: May 25, 2009
    Messages: 22,194
    Likes Received: 122
    Trophy Points: 160
    Do you know me? I'm sure you don't.
    So I would suggest you keep your speculations to yourself.
     
  14. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

    #14
    Jan 3, 2012
    Joined: Oct 15, 2010
    Messages: 24,046
    Likes Received: 550
    Trophy Points: 280
    100% True
     
  15. vaikojoel

    vaikojoel JF-Expert Member

    #15
    Jan 4, 2012
    Joined: Jun 30, 2011
    Messages: 1,955
    Likes Received: 122
    Trophy Points: 160
    Iyo ya we need to talk= i nid to complain ndo 200% true parse
     
  16. Dr.Chichi

    Dr.Chichi JF-Expert Member

    #16
    Jan 4, 2012
    Joined: Apr 30, 2008
    Messages: 2,305
    Likes Received: 12
    Trophy Points: 135
    he he he kweli kabisa
     
  17. A

    Ave Ave Maria JF-Expert Member

    #17
    Jan 4, 2012
    Joined: Apr 22, 2011
    Messages: 10,761
    Likes Received: 22
    Trophy Points: 0
    No wonder mambo mengi yanakwama sana, ni kwa ajili ya hivi vitu vya kujiaminisha!!
     
  18. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

    #18
    Jan 4, 2012
    Joined: Mar 21, 2011
    Messages: 36,152
    Likes Received: 177
    Trophy Points: 145
    Mi naona zinazohusu hasa hapa ni

    It's your decision = My correct decision
    should be obvious by now


    Do what you want = You'll pay for this
    later

    We need to talk = I need to complain


    Sure go ahead = I don't want you to


    I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset,


    You're so manly = You need a shave
    and you sweat a lot

    Naongeza na ya ziada hapa, hasa kwa maongezi ya simu
    Are you tired?/do you want to sleep? = Don't dare to hang up


     
  19. T

    Truenorth Member

    #19
    Jan 4, 2012
    Joined: Sep 15, 2010
    Messages: 27
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 3
    absolutely true chief
     
  20. Amyner

    Amyner JF-Expert Member

    #20
    Jan 5, 2012
    Joined: Jul 13, 2011
    Messages: 2,397
    Likes Received: 46
    Trophy Points: 145
    Its not a formula!! Usije ukaambiwa NO ukadhani YES..utaumbuka!
     
Loading...