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Wife is like a TV

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by IshaLubuva, Jan 15, 2011.

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    IshaLubuva JF-Expert Member

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    Can this be equivalent to the truth/, just go through it and comment:

    Wife is like a TV - girlfriend is like a CELLPHONE

    At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur CELLPHONE

    No money, u sell the TV, got money u change ur CELLPHONE

    Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time u play with ur CELLPHONE

    TV is free for life, but for the CELLPHONE! , if you don't pay, the services will be terminated

    TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
    But the CELLPHONE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

    Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the CELLPHONE it is often high and demanding

    TV has a remote, CELLPHONE doesn't

    Most importantly, CELLPHONE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), but with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)

    Last but not least! TVs don't have viruses, but CELLPHONES often do……
     
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    kilimasera JF-Expert Member

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    like truth but not real
     
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    VoiceOfReason JF-Expert Member

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    Hii ni nzuri mkuu lakini kwa kuepuka ghadhabu za dada zetu... hii ingependeza sana kwenye jukwaa la Jokes
     
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    tracy JF-Expert Member

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    Most of the so called husbands suck!dats very true to most Modern Men!
     
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    Maria Roza JF-Expert Member

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    Mmetuchoka sasa:Cry::Cry::Cry::Cry:
     
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    IshaLubuva JF-Expert Member

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    Administrator fanyia kazi ushauri huu
     
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    BLUE BALAA JF-Expert Member

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    Imekaa vizuri
     
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    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Duuuhhh can u be both? ?
     
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    Mpasuajipu JF-Expert Member

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    Umeniacha sina mbavu hii kuna ukweli kabisaaaa bila kupinga.
     
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    22nd JF-Expert Member

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    huu ni udhalilishaji, sio kwa wanawake coz u can be(CELLPHONE) hapa waliodhalilishwa ni kwa wale walioolewa(TV), is not fear kuona kuna watu wanakaa chini na kutafuta kitu cha kum compare mwanamke.
    swali langu ni hili, sasa kwanini mnaona kama kumbe unamuona mke wako useless(kama hiyo TV)
    mnaudhi kinoma wanaume, ndio maana nafurahia ikitokea nikaona mwanaume anafanywa mume *****.
     
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    22nd JF-Expert Member

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    Show a respect, kumbuka mama yako, dada ako,shangazi ni wanawake pia,kwahiyo ni among those(TV).
     
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    22nd JF-Expert Member

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    hapo kwenye red"u sell the TV" mbona siku hizi ni easy kuuza cellphones than tv? ukitaka deal la haraka haraka unauza cellphone.

    "TV is free for life" Tv ni free for life ni bongo,ila huku UK unalipia bwana inaitwa Tv License, sijui kuhusu nchi nyengine za ulaya.

    "TV is big, bulky" labda wewe kama bado unatumia ile TV za mgongo, sasa hivi TV is very slim and the most beautiful.

    last but not least- Tv inakufanya u relax most of the time ukiwa home,ila cellphone inakupa ugonjwa wa moyo kila dakika, mara umepigiwa unadaiwa,mara imeisha charge,muda wote unakuwa mtumwa na hiyo Cellphone yako.
    I prefer TV bana....
    michelle,shosti,judith..mpo wapiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?
     
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    tracy JF-Expert Member

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    Yani kwa bht mbaya natumia 4n,but a vry bg hug for you!ahaha
     
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    Mallaba JF-Expert Member

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    this should be a joke, and there is no place here
     
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