SnEafer
Senior Member
- Apr 1, 2009
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Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and
throw it into the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in
the river". And the congregation
cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all
and
throw it in the river". Again the
congregation cried, "Amen!"
The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up & said:
"For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and
sing, 'We shall drink from that
river'". THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!!!!
throw it into the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in
the river". And the congregation
cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all
and
throw it in the river". Again the
congregation cried, "Amen!"
The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up & said:
"For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and
sing, 'We shall drink from that
river'". THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!!!!
