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Why people love church

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by SnEafer, Apr 29, 2009.

  1. SnEafer

    SnEafer Senior Member

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    Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and
    throw it into the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

    "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in
    the river". And the congregation
    cried, "Amen!"

    "And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all
    and
    throw it in the river". Again the
    congregation cried, "Amen!"

    The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up & said:

    "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and
    sing, 'We shall drink from that
    river'".
    THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!!!!
     
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