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who is at the shop??????"

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by lidoda, Jun 30, 2011.

  1. lidoda

    lidoda JF-Expert Member

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    There was once a Chagga man called Malekia who was involved in a car accident. At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the nurse to tell him what had happened to him.
    "I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash".
    "Car crash! My BMW! my BM! is my car all right?" he asked hysterically.
    "Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries you
    lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it, she said apologetically.
    "I lost my arm? My Rolex! My Rolex!"
    "Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your worries. You are in a
    critical condition, but all your family is here to see you".
    He asked for his family to be called in.
    As they gathered around the bed, he called for each one of them by name.
    "Awaichi, are you here?" I am here husband, and I will never leave you".
    "Kitelimu, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you".
    "Ambrosi, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you."
    "So, if you are all here who is at the shop??????"

     
  2. Perry

    Perry JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!chagaz ni noma
     
  3. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Chuwaaaaaa, kweli unavujisha siri za wagonjwa??
     
  4. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Duuh!hii kali nimeipenda.
     
  5. pomo

    pomo JF-Expert Member

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    the shop is closed, tihi tihi hiiii, samaki thio kindu kindu ni mchuthiiii
     
  6. serio

    serio JF-Expert Member

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    hahaa,.i lov that
     
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