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White Kid, Black Goat

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtoboasiri, Oct 6, 2010.

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    White Kid, Black Goat

    Father Joseph, a missionary, was touring the African village in which he lived, when suddenly a man came up to him.

    "Father Joseph!" the man demanded. "Everyone is black in this village, but my son was recently born white! You are the only white man within 200 miles! Explain yourself!"

    Father Joseph sheepishly answered, "Now, uh, don't judge too harshly," and pointed towards the goats. "You see, goats are normally white and that one was born black! It's just one of nature's mysteries that you have to accept."

    "Oh, I understand, Father Joseph," the black man said. "I stop talking about the white child, and you stop talking about the black goat, OK?"