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What is two plus two?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by HP1, Feb 10, 2012.

  1. HP1

    HP1 JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=times new roman,helvetica]An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questions, ending with "How much is two plus two?" The engineer excused himself, and made a series of measurements and calculations before returning to the board room and announcing, "Four."

    The physicist was next interviewed, and was asked the same questions. Again, the last question was, "How much is two plus two?" Before answering the last question, he excused himself, made for the library, and did a great deal of research. After a consultation with the United States Bureau of Standards and many calculations, he also announced, "Four."

    The lawyer was interviewed last, and again the final question was, "How much is two plus two?" The lawyer drew all the shades in the room, looked outside to see if anyone was there, checked the telephone for listening devices, and then whispered, "How much do you want it to be?"

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  2. Graph Theory

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    Four or one
     
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    two plus two
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    The answer is infinity b'se two has no specific quantity, if it were maths it shouldn't be asked "how much " The lawyer was right
     
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    RECYCLER Senior Member

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    Hahahaaaa..... acha kunichekesha wewe,when u say two you mean a number, hiz hesabu kweli za law manake kule wote mmashindana na miswaki ya MATHS.
     
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    kiinglishi plus kimasematiksi = bilabila
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    two alone is just logic.... it should be two bottles of safari lager or two apples or whatever that's how lawyers are!
     
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    server not found!
     
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