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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Jun 8, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    (i)UKINIPIGA unanionea,UKINIACHA unaniogopa,UKINISAIDIA unajipendekeza. (ii)Kama kuna foleni mbili zinaelekea sehemu moja na ukaona mstari uliopo wewe hauendi haraka,ukihamia mstari mwingine,ule mstari ulioukimbia huanza kwenda haraka kuliko ule uliohamia. (iii)Je wajua kwamba binadamu anaweza kufa haraka kwa kukosa usingizi kuliko kwa kukosa chakula? (iv)Na kwa taarifa yako,ndizi sio tunda bali ni natural herb katika mwili.
     
  2. Ringo Edmund

    Ringo Edmund JF-Expert Member

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    Umenichanganya. Ungekuwa unatoa mojamoja ingekuwa powa ile mbaya
     
  3. Hmaster

    Hmaster JF-Expert Member

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    Na unafahamu kwamba wanawake sio binadamu ila wamebarikiwa kuwa watu?
     
  4. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Una bahati hawakatizi sana huku!
     
  5. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    angejua kilichomtoa kanga manyoya.ha ha
     
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    Masuke JF-Expert Member

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    Mama yangu, mke wangu na ndugu zangu wengine wa kike ni binadamu labda wa kwenu ndo sio binadamu.
     
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    Al-Mende Member

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    weeeee..! Wakikusikia.!
     
  8. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    ngoja nikalale. Ukichukulia ngeleja kanizuru hapa maskani
     
  9. zaratustra

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    MWANAUME HASHINDWI AKISHINDWA HUYO NI WAKIUME TU! By Ringo Edmund.
     
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    MWANAUME HASHINDWI AKISHINDWA HUYO NI WAKIUME TU! By Ringo Edmund.
     
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    Kijallo JF-Expert Member

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    Mwanamke hasingiziwi mimba!
     
  12. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    'Faru dume hatishwi na kelele za chui' na pia,'chezea mshahara sio kazi'.
     
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    pesa ndo kila kitu na pia pata pesa tujue tabia yako
     
  14. Mshume Kiyate

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    Je Chatu dume?
     
  15. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa taarifa yako,chatu dume huwa hakamati windo linalomzidi uzito hata siku moja!
     
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    MRIHI Member

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    Na ukinitishia kujamba mi naarisha
     
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