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Watumishi wa serikali bwana!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by KakaKiiza, Oct 9, 2011.

  1. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    Jaman watumishi wa serikali!Jaman watumishi wa serikali nyie!
    Watumishi wa serikali walienda kwa babu Loliondo, baada ya kupata kikombe babu akawaambia,
    "haya 500 yangu"
    si wakatoa kadi za bima ya afya!..Babu akabaki amepigwa butwaa akasema hii nchi mpaka kondom mtatoa kadi za bima ya afya!!
     
  2. Kiresua

    Kiresua JF-Expert Member

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    Kaka K, napita tu, wala sijasoma
     
  3. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    Mdaku wewe kwanini umepita huku???
     
  4. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    ah haa haa haaaa..................huh
     
  5. Likwanda

    Likwanda JF-Expert Member

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    Hadi Condom? Hii ni noma.
     
  6. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Walijua babu msanii hakuna aliyepona
     
  7. Brightman Jr

    Brightman Jr JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi bado anaendelea na kikombe chake?
     
  8. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    kipaji chake kimezima gafla!!!
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    Watu wanatoa kadi ya bima ya afya hadi kwa babu, iyo kali!
     
  10. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    Siunajua wao kila kitu bwerere!!
     
  11. TWIZAMALLYA

    TWIZAMALLYA JF-Expert Member

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    Una utani na watumishi wa serikali
     
  12. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    ndio maana kumbe wengi hawajapona, walimtapeli babu..loohh!
     
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    Senator p JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo ndio bongo,wanapenda vya bure.
     
  14. Jaluo_Nyeupe

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    duh! Mimi sikuipata hii mwanzo ingeniokolea jero langu.
     
  15. HorsePower

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    Duu hiyo kiboko, hivi babu wa loliondo bado yupo?
     
  16. MR. DRY

    MR. DRY JF-Expert Member

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    kumbe umepiga kikombe......mjini shule!
     
  17. BIG X

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    Nakushtaki kwa PAW, umezivunja mbavu zangu kwa kicheko. Loh!
     
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    Zimba Senior Member

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    419.bittenus.com wanapenda vya bure sana!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaa what this ?
     
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