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Wasichana wambea

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Oct 9, 2011.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Wasichana wambea wakiongea.

    Girl 1~~~Mwaya nimeolewa

    Girl 2~~~Oh,hiyo ni nzuri dia

    Girl 1~~~No,siyo nzuri ni mbaya,mana ana sura mbaya.

    Girl 2~~~~Oh kama hivo ni mbaya kweli

    Girl 1~~~No si mbaya mana ni tajiri.

    Girl 2~~~Oh,basi ni nzuri

    Girl 1~~~No ni mbaya,mana huwa hanipi hela

    Girl 2~~~Oh hiyo ni mbaya

    Girl 1~~~Si mbaya mana ameninunulia nyumba nzuri

    Girl 2~~~oh hiyo ni nzuri

    Girl 1~~~~siyo nzuri mana nyumba iliungua

    Girl 2~~~Oh hiyo ni mbaya

    Girl 1~~~~No siyo mbaya,mana nyumba ilipoungua ye alikuwa ndani wakaungua wote.
     
  2. k

    kidjula Member

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    kumbe vigeugeu wote
    !!!
     
  3. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaha! We mkalii.
     
  4. Viol

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    wote hawaeleweki
     
  5. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Husninyo teh teh ila ndo hvo kumbe anamzingua tu mshikaji wake
     
  6. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    :poa...
     
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    actus Senior Member

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    duh hawaeleweki but eti still they run this mother f**k world
     
  8. chapaa

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    Kweli hao wadada wambea,umetisha mkuu
     
  9. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    ya kweli mkuu,wanakimbiza sana
     
  10. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    kaka nakuambia wambea na hawaaminiki
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    hapo ni zaidi ya umbea yani...
     
  12. matumbo

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    Girl1-duh iyo mbaya sana shosti

    Girl2-sio mbaya shosti maana nyumba yenyewe nimeichoma mimi,ila nimekomba hela zote kwenye akaunti

    Girl1-oh,basi nzuri iyo

    Girl-sio nzuri maana hela zote kakimbia nazo yule bwanaangu 'serengeti boy' Juma

    Girl2-aaahaa!kale ka-Juma nakajua mie sikapendi,kanajiskia sana,anajiona bramamen sana..hiyo mbaya sana shosti

    Girl1-sio mbaya shosti,juzi usiku Juma kanipigia simu anaomba turudiane,anasema ananipenda anataka kunioa,ila nimpe lile Benz aliloacha mume wangu atembelee

    Girl2-waoooh,iyo nzuri shosti
     
  13. FM stereo

    FM stereo Senior Member

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    teh teh iyo inatakiwa iendelezwe nadhani.
    Inafaa kuendelezwa
     
  14. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Kha!! Sasa hiyo ya mwisho atajibuje?
     
  15. mchemsho

    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Hata kama ana sura baya na viguu kama fito, we mkubali hvyo hvyo sasa kama ukimkataa ni lini utaendesha gari??
     
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    Bayo Senior Member

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    sijaelewa kitu aisee
     
  17. AMINATA 9

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    duh!................................................
     
  18. angomwile

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    hiyo mbaya ah no nzuri!
     
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    umbea mtupu!
     
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    angomwile Member

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