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wanna go camping?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by The Boss, Mar 6, 2010.

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    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    Here is yer Joke:

    A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke upin the woods and scratched your buttand felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?""Hell no!" the guy said.The stranger then asked, "If you felt further into yourcrack and pulled out a used condom, would you tell anyone?"The man said, "Of course not.""Wanna go camping?"
     
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    There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab in the basementof his home and one night he came up and said "Dad lookwhat I made." So he poured a flask of fluid into a pot ofsoil and instantly grass started to grow.Of course his dad was really impressed with this and askedhis son if he can make something to make his penis grow.His son thought for a minute and said that if he did thendad would have to buy him a convertable.Dad agreed. The next night the son came out of the basement and gave hisdad a vial. The next morning his father came to him and toldhim that he had something to show him. They went to the frontyard and the boy saw a cherry red ferrari.The son looked at his dad and said "I only asked for a convertable."The dad replied "the convertable is in the garage. The Ferrari isfrom your mother."
     
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    mmmm....
     
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    aisee the boss-picha uliyyoweka hapo inanikwaza maana inwadhalilisha dada zetu!! hii ni jamii forum-great thinkers,sasa thinkers wenye picha za watu waliouchi!! mmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! shame on u man
     
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    Na hiyo jee?
     
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