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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by bampami, Feb 7, 2012.

  1. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    W'ke wawili yaani X and Y walikufa kisha kukutana ahera,
    X:alimwuliza Y mwenzangu ulikufaje?
    Y:Akamjibu nilikufa nikiwa kwenye friji, na wewe mwenzangu je??
    X:Nilikuwa nimetoka sokoni, narudi nyumbani ile nafungua mlango nikamkuta mme wangu akiwa amekaa sebuleni kwenye kochi akiwa mtupu kabisa yaani uchi, na si kawaida yake.Nikajua kabisa lazima alikuwa anazini na mwanamke, bila kumwuliza,nikaanza kumsaka huyu kahaba, huku na kule katika harakati ya kupanda first floor kumsaka nikateleza kwenye nga9i nikateleza kwenye ngazi na kuvunjika shingo papo hapo nikapoteza uhai.
    Y:Akadakia, akasema mwenzangu kumbe ungekuja kwenye friji kunitafuta wöte tusingekufa.
     
  2. e2themiza

    e2themiza JF-Expert Member

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    Duh kitu kimetafsiriwa dah lakn we NOUMER!
     
  3. M

    Machamle Member

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    Kumbe ndiye aliyemwibia mwenzake akajificha kwenye friji;alikuwa size gani ?most probable kaportable !
     
  4. Jestina

    Jestina JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaaaaa very funny......
     
  5. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Nae ni Timbulo mzuri tu
     
  6. Kilahunja

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    Hahahahaha, i av to admit al copy n paste it on facebuk 2rw, wether u like it or nt..hahaha, teh teh, kwi kwi..mweeh
     
  7. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    Umeona eh!
     
  8. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    Umeona eh.
     
  9. Domowazi

    Domowazi JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahhaaa..! Sasa Y anajutia au? Mnh ila kufumaniwa nako huenda angekufa kfo kbaya zaid..!
     
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    bigambo Senior Member

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    nimeona hiyo
     
  11. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaaaaaaa
     
  12. ngulinho

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    waonaje ukipaste original copy?????????:A S-coffee:
     
  13. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Baada ya hapo lilizuka timbwili kubwa hadi mungu akaamua kuwatupia wote duniani!!!
     
  14. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    MMMMMMMMMH,makubwa
     
  15. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    umeöna eh
     
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    mafian Member

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    Hahahahahaha
     
  17. Don Mangi

    Don Mangi JF-Expert Member

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    english version yake ya ukweli, umeifupisha mno.
     
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    Emaglo Senior Member

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    heheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  19. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    Kwi kwi kwee kwii
     
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