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Wanaume hebu tuongee kidogo; TUJIREKEBISHE

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Calnde, Jan 24, 2012.

  1. Calnde

    Calnde JF-Expert Member

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    Habari za nyakati hizi wanajamvi! Nimeona niseme machache kwa wanaume wezangu. Pengine yalishasemwa, basi ni

    kukumbushana tuu!

    1. Mpende Mkeo wakati wa ujauzito! Ulimpenda. Ukamwoa. Ukamwita majina mengi ikiwemo wewe ndio mama wa watoto wangu.

    Umefanya vitu na sasa ni mjazito, kwa nini kukimbia kimbia nje? Tumehusika kusababisha ujauzito basi tuoneshe upendo mkubwa

    na matunzo ya hali ya juu katika msimu huo.

    2. Little surprises work out a lot! Does it make you less a gentleman to prepare a breakfast for her?

    3. Does it kill you or make you less a man to say ' Im sorry my wife, please forgive me'?

    Basi, pale panapotuhusu, tupachukue, tuparekebishe, tufurahie ndoa zetu. Life is short why kununiana daily ndani wakati nje

    unacheka na visekretari pamoja na vihudumu?

    Asubuhi njema.
     
  2. MadameX

    MadameX JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmh hiyo ngonjera haipo kwenye dictionary ya wanaume wa kiBonGo. Hawajui ni kazi kubeba mimba miezi 9 ontop of that there is alot of biological changes katika mwili wa mwanamke including hormone which may affection her emotionally.
     
  3. Graph Theory

    Graph Theory JF-Expert Member

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    Jirekebishe mwenyewe.
     
  4. gango2

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    na sie pitapita au zoa zoa !!! tufanyenini??
     
  5. nginda

    nginda JF-Expert Member

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    Kitchen party!! Instead of honey, sasa ni oyaaa kwani huo msosi bado?
     
  6. Calnde

    Calnde JF-Expert Member

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    Ndo mana nikasema kama inakuhusu! Mimi nishaichukua. Ukiiona inakusaidia take it. Ukishindwa unaipotezea taratiibu maaa kila mtu

    na maisha yake. Muhimu kushauriana yale yaliyo ya msingi. Kama haya
     
  7. IGWE

    IGWE JF-Expert Member

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    napita hapa
     
  8. Maundumula

    Maundumula JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee kwenye maswala ya surprises wanaume wote tunajitahidi sana.

    Iwe akishika simu yako, au akibahatika kufungua e-mail yako there will always be surprises awaiting her...:lol::lol:
     
  9. helena

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    ukweli unaumaeeeeeeeeee!!!!
     
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    hahahahahah loh kama hii ndo suprise yenyewe kazi ipo
     
  11. BADILI TABIA

    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    bora uwaambie ukweli, chungu kumeza ila huo ndo ukweli
     
  12. Mpita Njia

    Mpita Njia JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi kuna wanaume ambao hawawapendi wake zao wanapokuwa wajawazito?
     
  13. Freema Agyeman

    Freema Agyeman JF-Expert Member

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    Mpita Njia toka Mars kweli hapa duniani umepita tu
     
  14. Dr.Chichi

    Dr.Chichi JF-Expert Member

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    He he he sio lazima iwe suprise nzuri
     
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    Dr.Chichi JF-Expert Member

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    mi wanawake wajawazito really turn me on so mke wangu akishika mimba ntamganda mpaka mwisho
     
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    Good fiction. In reality ukmdarling saaaana my wife basi ana anza ku suspect una lako nje unalofanya. Lets be realistic. Kama una mke nina uhakika hayo yanakupata. Unless umeowa Malaika.
    Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving
     
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    Kweli duniani kuna mambo. Kati ya mambo yanayonifurahisha ni kuchezea kitumbo cha mama anapokuwa mjamzito, tena huwa sipendi awe mbali kwa muda mrefu. Wengine wanachukia hilo? Ajabu kweli!
     
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    Fmewa JF-Expert Member

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    Noted,
    Thanks
     
  19. Calnde

    Calnde JF-Expert Member

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    hongera mpita njia. Sio wengi wanaweza hivyo. Lakini inawezekana kabisa
     
  20. Calnde

    Calnde JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Upande huo wa surprise si mchezo
     
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