Wachaga bana awana hiana kabisa!!!!!!

[THK DJAYZZ]

Watu wengne wanatumia udgaifu wa wenzao kuficha mambo yao uckute yajwako inachekesga kama ya mende tehee

Nawe kumbe umo ? Teh teh teh...

Near by Mlima nyoka Mbeya.

 

[EvJ]

Eee! Mungu utusaidie tuendelee ku survive bcs daily they try to make infrastructures of destroying our appearence in public but we will overcome this in the name of JESUS CHRIST Amen!

you made ma day shemej.

 

[MTENDAHAKI]

haya bwana,waoneeni tu!

 

[DAWA YA SIKIO]

Nyingine ya facebook,leo umeamua kuhamishia thread za jokes huku MMU.

Ww lazma utakuwa mchaga tu. Bisha?!! Imekuuma mbaya,facebook umekutana nayo,jf ikakufuata tena.

 

[DAWA YA SIKIO]

hahahaha ila kusema kweli hiyo ya miguu ni kweli. wachaga wengi wanawake hawana miguu hahahaha

Hivi kwa nini ?!!

 

[DAWA YA SIKIO]

aisee umenikumbusha ....miguu ya kuku ...mwili wa nguruwe

Huyo kwetu anaitwa jini.

 

[SIM]

Hivi kwa nini ?!!

Shauri yakupanda milima

 

[DAWA YA SIKIO]

Mh wachaga taifa kubwa eti hujui??,naona mnatafuja vijisababu visivyo na vichwa wala miguu,,hamshangai kwa nn kila siku watu wanaoa wanawake wakichaga.

Wanaoa bcoz wana nyota ya mihela,nothing mo!!!

 

[Penelope]

Wanaoa bcoz wana nyota ya mihela,nothing mo!!!

wife material

 

[Facilitator]

Mume mmoja wa kichaga alimfumania mke wake na mjita
mume:kwa nini unatembea na mkewangu
mjita:samahani sikupenda nilipitiwa tu naomba nitoe faini ya sh 5000
mjita akatoa alfu alfu kumi
mume wa kichaga:aise kwa kweli sina chenchi embu malizia ya mwisho tumalize chenchi iliobaki

mjita akala kona hata chenchi akusubiri akajua panga linamsubiri

Angepewa dola 100 si ndo angemuozesha kbs??