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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by sunshine1, Dec 9, 2011.

  1. sunshine1

    sunshine1 JF-Expert Member

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    Hii nimeikuta mchuzi. Inachekesha ila ina ka ukweli ndani yake!


    Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani mnapiga?!? Wekeni nyimbo za yesu.."Konda: "Vunga wewe, Yesu bado hajatoa album..."

    ********************************Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au unasema panda tu!?"Konda: "We taahira nini,hao wengine wamekaliandoo?! "

    *******************************Abiria: "Embu punguzeni sauti ya redio..."Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu ziko za kutosha, tusikilize na zako!?"

    *******************************Mmama: "Bwana ondoa gari joto sana!!"Konda: "Uctuzingue wewe,shuka upande fridge...."

    ******************************Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma,ingia...." Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za nyuma..."Konda: "Kwenda zako wewe, sio muendaji!!! Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"

    ******************************** Sister duu: "Konda unanibana bwana..."Konda: "Zinabanana ndizi haziongei, kama ulitaka kujiachia si ungekodi treni pekeyako!!!"

    *******************************Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?!kama hamna sipandi..."Konda: "Mpuuzi kweli, wa wapi wewe... Kama ulikuwa unaogopa kukosa kiti si ungebeba chako?
     
  2. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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  3. sunshine1

    sunshine1 JF-Expert Member

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    Excellent hilo busu duuh!
     
  4. Donnie Charlie

    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    huyu konda kwa majibu haya atakuwa na undugu na mzee yusuph
     
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    makuna Member

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    customer care 0
     
  6. Ritz

    Ritz JF-Expert Member

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    Konda nuksi huyo
     
  7. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    customer care kwenye daladala? LMAO
     
  8. Manyanza

    Manyanza JF-Expert Member

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    konda ana mdomo mchafu sana huyo sidhani kama huwa anapiga mswaki
     
  9. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    ha,ha,ha,haaa... Nimeikubal ya yesu dah! Kwel wamepinda
     
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    mbambaguy JF-Expert Member

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    konda anafaa!
     
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    Percival JF-Expert Member

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    illiterate conductors from bush !
     
  12. D

    Dickson fumbuka Member

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    That's great men!!!
     
  13. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    kuna kiti?

    viti vipo ila vimekaliwa loll
     
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    valles New Member

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    panda fridge.....nimeipenda
     
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    butogwa Member

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    Kama vile ume log in face book! yaani huwa na enjy sana hasa mwisho wa mwezi.
     
  16. libent

    libent JF-Expert Member

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    Duh huyu ulimzaa wapi?. Nashut down
     
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