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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtoto wa Mkulima, Mar 10, 2008.

  1. Mtoto wa Mkulima

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    Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

    Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

    Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

    Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..

    Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

    Conference Room
    : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

    Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

    Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

    Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

    Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

    Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

    Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

    Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

    Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

    Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

    Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

    Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

    Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says midway "See I am not injured yet."

    Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .

    Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

    Father : A banker provided by nature.

    Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

    Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

    Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

    Idler : One who gets paid for reading such mails......