Uzi maalumu wa replies za JF members zinazovunja mbavu

[Melki the Storyteller]

Uzi huu utumike kama tiba ya ugonjwa wa mawazo au kwa ajili ya kurejesha normal state ya mtu aliye bored, msemo wa yule binti anakwambia yuko board

Umekutana na reply inayovunja mbavu kwenye uzi wowote ule? Weka hapa tucheke wote

Replies zitakazomfanya member aangue kicheko mpaka wanadaladala wote wageuze shingo, weka hapa N.B Namiliki V8

Replies zote zitakazomfanya member aangue kicheko mbele ya mkewe au mumewe mpaka ndoa ife, weka hapa

 

[Dormant Account]

 

[DeepPond]

Ili Uzi unoge, ziwekwe screenshots

 

[DeepPond]

Replies za mzabzab kule mmu ndo huwa zinavunja mbavu

 

[DR SANTOS]

Ngoja nizitafute. dronedrake JOHN WALKER njoeni huku

 

[M Z A N Z I B A R I]

 

[DeepPond]

Kuna replies za Behaviourist akizungumzia chura, utavunja mbavu

 

[Melki the Storyteller]

Reply ya The bump kwenye uzi wa crazy things you did in secondary school huwa inaniacha hoi kwa kweli

Tumesoma boarding Boys tupu,nimeingia form 1 shule na suruali tatu na mashati yangu ya tomato matatu yanawaka hatari.

watu walikua wezi ile shule ukianika shati ukigeuka hv kwenda kuchota maji ukirudi kama sio umebadilishiwa shati umewekewa lililo gina basi wameli iba lako kabisa.

nilijitahid kulinda nguo zangu ila wapi ziliibwa moja moja hadi nikabaki na 1 pair yani shati 1 suruali 1, tranka langu nalo wakapita nalo nikabaki mimi na madaftari yangu maana madaftari huwa siweki kwenye tranka

kitandani kwangu ndio library,tranka lilivyoibwa na nguo nlonayo ni 1 pair,nilikua SIjali wala sina habari na mtu nilikua nikitoka darasani nafua nguo zangu naanika nabaki UCHI yani plain natembea hivyo hivyo kila mahali.

waliniita MSANDAWEEEE (bushman) sikua nikivaa nguo kila ninapoenda naenda bila nguo siajli mtu.

Shati langu lililobaki nililikata kuanzia tumboni kuja chini nililikata lote siku za darasani navaa sweta ticha hajui shati langu lipo nusu.

Suruali yangu nikaitoboa matakoni kisha nikashonea kiraka makusudi kama Alama,nguo zangu zilibaki salama salmini na ndio ukawa mtindo wangu hadi sakata langu la kuibiwa nguo HEAD MASTER alipoingilia kati na kusema ole wa mtu aibe nguo zangu. Hapo ndio nikaanza kuwa smart.

ila form 2 na 3 yote nilikua naishi kama msandaweee,u smart nimeuanza form 4 baada ya jina kuwa kubwa shule nzima hamna asiemjua msandaweee hamna asiejua shati la msandawee likoje na suruali zake ule STAR ndio ulipelekea headmaster kunijua na kuniita ofisini kuniuliza KULIKONI.

 

[dronedrake]

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[DeepPond]

Huwa Kuna replies za Kennedy akiwanukuu Viongozi wastaafu

 

[DR SANTOS]

Kuna mwamba anaitwa KENZY

 

[DR SANTOS]

To yeye

 

[To yeye]

To yeye
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Afu aliyereply ni singlemom 🙄

 

[M Z A N Z I B A R I]

 

[Etugrul Bey]

Afu aliyereply ni singlemom 🙄

Halafu aliyekukoti ni single dad! Yaan hatar BROWN suger

 

[To yeye]

Halafu aliyekukoti ni single dad! Yaan hatar BROWN suger

🤣🤣🤣🤭 Yaan balaa....hii Dunia ni mchafuko tu

 

[Etugrul Bey]

🤣🤣🤣🤭 Yaan balaa....hii Dunia ni mchafuko tu

Yaan vululu vululu Tu bhana!

 

[Patra31]

Aisee!!

 

[Gily Gru]

Ngoja nitaquote nije kuzitupia hapa

 

[Gentlemen_]

Aisee