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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Mar 25, 2010.


    X-PASTER Moderator

    Mar 25, 2010
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    I'm sure some of you can relate, and those that can't, well, this might
    explain why we are the way we are.

    Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention
    Deficit Disorder.

    This is how it manifests: I decide to wash my car.

    As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall
    table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my
    car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the
    table, and notice that the trash can is full. So, I decide to put the
    bills back on the table and take out the trash first. But then I think,
    since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway,
    I may as well pay the bills first.

    I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check
    left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk
    where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

    I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside
    so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is
    getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep
    it cold.

    As I head toward the kitchen with the coke a vase of flowers on the
    counter catches my eye -- they need to be watered. I set the Coke down
    on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been
    searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk,
    but first I'm going to water the flowers.

    I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water
    and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen
    table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking
    for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so
    I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll
    water the flowers.

    I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.
    So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up
    the spill.

    Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

    At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid,
    there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't
    watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the
    remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with
    the car keys.

    Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really
    baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.

    I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for
    it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

    Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know,
    because I don't remember to whom it has been sent.

    Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!




  2. Tripo9

    Tripo9 JF-Expert Member

    Mar 25, 2010
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    Mkuu nimeku-thank you hapo juu kwa kunikumbusha ka-utani ambako nilishawahikukutananako