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Utetezi Mahakamani

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanzanika, Jul 3, 2012.

  1. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa mmoja kapelekwa kortini akashtakiwa kwa kosa la mauaji.
    Akaruhusiwa kuanza kujitetea

    JAMAA:"Bwana judge mi ninatatizo kubwa,kila nikiota ndoto yangu inakuwa kweli.niliota mke wangu kazaa mapacha....kweli akazaa mapacha.
    Nikaota duka langu limevunjwa...kweli wezi wakaja wakalivunja.
    Wiki iliyopita sinikaota gari yangu mpya imeibiwa!! Siku mbili baadae gari yangu ikaibiwa.
    Sa bwana Judge mi nimelazimika kumuua huyu mshikaji..sababu jana niliota ananibaka!....
     
  2. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    mh....umeona ee? haya bado wewe
     
  3. Lord K

    Lord K JF-Expert Member

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    Eeee! self defence....usije ukabonyezwa mtu mzima
     
  4. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Haahaaaaa dah jamaa kamuwahi
     
  5. Kibwebwe

    Kibwebwe JF-Expert Member

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    Hi hi hi hi
     
  6. ney kush

    ney kush JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo haikua ndo bali tayari wamepota
     
  7. princess enny

    princess enny JF-Expert Member

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    duuuhh hyo kali bt angesubiri kwanza!! labda yeye ndio alikuwa anabaka!!! lol
     
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