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Usingizi waweza kukuumbua...

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtoboasiri, Dec 7, 2011.

  1. Mtoboasiri

    Mtoboasiri JF-Expert Member

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    ...Mzee wa baraza alikuwa anasinzia wakati kesi ya shambulizi la aibu ikiendelea.
    Hakimu: Mlalamikaji hebu ieleze mahakama alichokuambia mshitakiwa.

    Mlalamikaji: mheshimiwa maneno aliyoniambia hayasemeki.

    Hakimu: basi yaandike.

    Mlalamikaji akaandika: "Twende tukatombane". Akampa hakimu ambae baada ya kukisoma kikaratasi akawapa wazee wa baraza nao wakisome. Mzee wa baraza wa kwanza alipomaliza kukisoma (mwanamke) ikawa zamu ya yule anaeuchapa usingizi. Mama mzee wa baraza akamshtua toka usingizini na kumpa kile kikaratasi, jamaa kukisoma akasema "Eh! Sasa hivi?"
     
  2. Mr.Professional

    Mr.Professional JF-Expert Member

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    kudadadeki walahi tena jamaa sijui alikuwa na usongo au alikuwa anaota anatongoza ndo kakubaliwa then anaamka anakutana na msg kama hyo hapo ni full nomaaaaaaaa
     
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    mkuu umetisha kaka
     
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    Graph Theory JF-Expert Member

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    We mkali Ova.
     
  5. Mtoboasiri

    Mtoboasiri JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani! Sio mimi, ni yule Mzee wa baraza!
     
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    Katavi Platinum Member

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    ahahahaaah!! Imetulia.
     
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    Big Up, Umetisha.
     
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    ndio uache kusinzia sasa. Hahahaaaaa!
     
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    ha ha ha ha ha
     
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    Hii imenifungulia furaha ya siku nzima
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Yap ! Nitafute nikupe zawadi ya X Mas plz. Umetishaa
     
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    Safi sana.
     
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    umenifanya nianze siku vizuri
     
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    pravooooooooooooooooooo
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haaa,kaumbuka.
     
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    Kifulambute JF-Expert Member

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    nimkechekaaaaaaaaaaaa hadi nimekojoa kitone
     
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    kweli wewe ni mtoboa siri, upo vizuri mkuu.
     
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    u made my day
     
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    makuna Member

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    KIFULAMBUTE mpka umekojoa kitone, pole:lol::lol:
     
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    Aisee nacheka sana kila nikifikiria, hii ni kali mkuu, mtu anaweza kuangua kicheko msibani.
     
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