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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Luthar, Sep 29, 2011.

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    Luthar JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa mmoja alipiga tungi akawa bwax akawa amelala akaota amekuwa mwanamke anajifungua akawa anasukuma mtoto alipo shituka ndotoni akakuta kajaza mi mav
     
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    Mzee wa Rula JF-Expert Member

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    tehe tehe tehe tehe baada ya hapo ikawaje sasa?
     
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    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo jamaa atakuwa ni wewe nini?
     
  4. L

    Luthar JF-Expert Member

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    ingekuwa ni mimi nisinge sema itakuwa ni wewe ndiyo maana haujacheka ubinadamu kazi
     
  5. rutta12

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    Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.
     
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    Hahahahahah...., ana bahati amejifungua kawaida.
     
  7. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    kweli ulevi noumaaaa
     
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    Luthar JF-Expert Member

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    Huku kwetu a town hatuchunguzi sana maana angemalizia isingekuwa mzuka naona aliyazoa kwa aibu zake mwenyewe
     
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    Luthar JF-Expert Member

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    ingekuwa ni oper ingekuwa msala maana..
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    hah hah hah pombe gani alikunywa huyo?
     
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    Makindi N JF-Expert Member

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    Umenikumbusha jamaa mmoja nae baada ya pombe akiwa usingizi aliota ameokota fuko la fedha limejaa coins. Sasa lile fuko likatoboka, ikabidi alizibe na kidole cha kati kati (mkono wa kulia), mkono wa kushoto umeshikilia juu ya fuko (yaani km kalikwida). Aliposhtuka usingizini kumbe kajipiga dole na mkono mwingine umemniga kooni......... Kweli fundo moja tu la ziada noma.......
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    hah hah haaa,,,huyu ni noma aisee!
     
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    teheeee....ulitaka kwa OP?
     
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