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Ukishuka Nakumeza

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Given Edward, Mar 26, 2011.

  1. Given Edward

    Given Edward Verified User

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    Katika shule fulani ya kishua ya ghorofa 5 hivi ilitokea katika darasa la juu kabisa mwalimu alimtuma mwanafunzi mmoja akamchukulie chaki chini kwenye ground floor. Hasa wakati amebakisha ngazi nne kufika chini ile anataka kukunja tu anasikia sauti inasema "UKISHUKA NAKUMEZA". Jamaa kila akijikaza kwenda sauti ndio inazidi "UKISHUKA NAKUMEZA".
    Mwisho wa siku akamfuata mwalimu na kumwambia kuna mtu anataka kummeza. Wakabebana na mwalimu wake hadi ile sehemu."MKISHUKA NAWAMEZA". Mwalimu akajiuliza amejuaje tuka wawili bila kutuangalia? Mwalimu woga ukamjaa balaa kwa vile shule imeingiliwa na jambazi linaloua watu. Akapiga simu polisi na baada ya dk 15 polisi wakaja na FFU ndani wakiwa wamechafuka bunduki na risasi. Wakapanda mpaka ile sehemu wakajipa ujasiri wakatokea mbele ya yule jamaa na mibunduki yao.
    Cha ajabu wakakuta kumbe ni chizi anaongea na makamasi yake. Pale mara ya kwanza lilikuwa kutoka tundu moja hivyo akawa anasema "UKISHUKA NAKUMEZA" halafu baadaye wakati na mwalimu anakuja ikawa matundu yote mawili ndo akawa anasema "MKISHUKA NAWAMEZA".
     
  2. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahayeeee ahh makubwaaanwga haya, madogo yana nafuu. Na huyo alikuwa chizi kweli kwasababu hayapi hata sapoti ya kuyasukuma yatoke ila anayasubiria. Dah lkn mwalimu alionekana kuwa ni zaidi ya chizi kwa uoga wake....
     
  3. Mshume Kiyate

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    HAHAHAHAA:lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Ninaweza JF-Expert Member

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    haaa,haaaa, uuuuwiiiii......ticha anaogopa lisije lika m-swalo.
     
  5. Given Edward

    Given Edward Verified User

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    Sipati picha wanafunzi!
     
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    mutabutu Member

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    Dah nimecheka xa imalizie kuwa wale polis walikuwaje wadogo ka pilton.
     
  7. Given Edward

    Given Edward Verified User

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    Police wenyewe walijikataa!
     
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    Machizi wanaingiaje shule za kishua wakati 24 mlinzi getini.
     
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    hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa u made ma day
     
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    ama kweli mkishuka nawameza
     
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    ha ha ha ha......hii nimekubali....sekyuuu..Police walijilaumia....ila nao ili wasionekana machizi watambeba chizi..
     
  12. Given Edward

    Given Edward Verified User

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    Sasa kumbe!
     
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    Mmmm, hii fix mzee!!!
     
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    aaaakkhhh! Mi nakula bana.
     
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    Uuwiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...mbavu zangu zitamezwa....mjini shule!
     
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    dah afadhali imekuwa hivi...............nilichelea isiwe makubwa zaidi!
     
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    Walienda na mabunduki chungu nzima sijui walizani ni maandamano ya chadema? Hah hah ,shame on'em.!
     
  18. Cantalisia

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    Haaaa haaaa haaaaa haaa,uwiiii mbavu zangu mie lol!
     
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    ARV JF-Expert Member

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    Kidogo n'tapike makamasi ya huyu chizi !!!! Si unajua tena makamasi mazito ya rangi ya njano hivi au kama anavuta sigara yanakua na partical nyeusi maziiitooo halafu yana chumvi chumvi ukiyala.
     
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    hata mimi ningesepa mwensanguu loooo!
     
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