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Ujanja Ujanjani!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jimmy Romio, Oct 18, 2012.

  1. Jimmy Romio

    Jimmy Romio JF-Expert Member

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    A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.
    “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
    After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl.
    “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”
     
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    NG'ONG'ONHWI Member

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    yeeeh if u do me i do u.
     
  3. Donn

    Donn JF-Expert Member

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    Duuh... Mwaga mboga namwaga ugali :coffee:
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    kwishaaaaa.........!
     
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    john hotsam da1 JF-Expert Member

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    good translation
     
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    S120lg Member

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    Hii kali.
     
  7. July Fourth

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    marudio..thanks kwa google
     
  8. MARCKO

    MARCKO JF-Expert Member

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    What ''wented'' on
     
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    Laptani Member

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    Ukijua kuchoma jiandae kuungua
     
  10. toghocho

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    jamaa kapiga profit ya $5 ahahahaha
     
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    Brainiac Senior Member

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    You made me laugh, thanks for that.
     
  12. FREDRICK IHEMBE

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    at least leo nimecheka 10x 4 dat
     
  13. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!
    Ubaya ubaya tu!
     
  14. RAIS WA WALALAHOI

    RAIS WA WALALAHOI Member

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    haina tofauti na muuza cheni bandia na malipo pesa bandi ila jamaa kapiga prft
     
  15. Zatara

    Zatara JF-Expert Member

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    Watu wengine bwana. mnajua kukosoa tu. kama umeshaiona si ipotezee tu. out of 13 comments, 12 wameipenda na pengine hawajawahi kuiona. usifikirie ndani ya box, wawazo yako hayawezi kuzidi ukubwa wa box
     
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