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TV vs wife

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Jan 25, 2011.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    A WIFE IS LIKE A TV


    When Comparison comes around: -


    A Wife is like a TV

    A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE

    At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take your MOBILE

    No money, u sell the TV, got money u change your MOBILE

    Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE

    TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services
    will be terminated

    TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!
    But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

    Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is
    often high and demanding

    TV you can control by remote, MOBILE you CANT

    Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and
    listen),but with the TV you MUST watch and listen (whether you want to or not)

    Last but not least! TVs don't have viruses, but Mobiles often do.



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  2. NILHAM RASHED

    NILHAM RASHED JF-Expert Member

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    mmmh jamani bas joke ni hii hii tuu hamna nyengine???
     
  3. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Its nic bt I've seen it here before.
     
  4. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    Sikuiona mwenzioooo! Najua wengi pia hawakuiona hata hivyo. Kama uliiona funika kafungue nyingine. Kuna mtu kaliwazwa hapa Milham uwe mpole Malkia.
     
  5. NILHAM RASHED

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    ok no problem.... i'm verry polite my dear than u think..tanx.
     
  6. Khall

    Khall New Member

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    tv tv... wow, kush ney!
     
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