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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Raia Fulani, Jun 23, 2009.

  1. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    Who's on First

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    For the 21st Century

    George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
    Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
    George: Great. L ay it on me.
    Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
    George: That's what I want to know.
    Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
    George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
    Condi: Yes.
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    George: I mean the fellow's name.
    Condi: Hu.
    George: The g uy in China.
    Condi: Hu.
    [FONT=Comic Sans
 MS]George: The new leader of China.[/FONT]
    Condi: Hu.
    [FONT=Comic Sans
 MS]George: The main man in China![/FONT]
    Condi: Hu is leading China.
    George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
    Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
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    George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
    Condi: That's the man's name.
    George: That's who's name?
    Condi: Yes.
    [FONT=Comic Sans
 MS]George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new
    leader of China?
    [/FONT]
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in
    the Middle East.

    [FONT=Comic
 Sans MS]Condi: That's correct.[/FONT]
    George: Then who is in China?
    Condi: Yes, sir.
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    George: Yassir is in China?
    Condi: No, sir.
    George: Then who is?
    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Yassir?
    Condi: No, sir.
    George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
    China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

    Condi: Kofi?
    George: No, thanks.
    [FONT=Comic
 Sans MS]Condi: You want Kofi?[/FONT]
    George: No.
    Condi: You don't want Kofi.
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    George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
    And then get me the U.N.

    Condi: Yes, sir.
    George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
    Condi: Kofi?
    George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
    Condi: And call who?
    George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
    Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
    George: Will you stay out of China?!
    Condi: Yes, sir.
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    George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
    Condi: Kofi.
    George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone
     
  2. Exaud J. Makyao

    Exaud J. Makyao JF-Expert Member

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    Sijakumbuka chochote.
     
  3. Sipo

    Sipo JF-Expert Member

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    These were American Commanders in war battle- W. Bush&Rice

    But today we have American Commanders in dialogue battle- B. Obama&Hillary
     
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