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The Less You Know, The More You Make

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by tutaweza, Oct 12, 2011.

  1. tutaweza

    tutaweza JF-Expert Member

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    Kama inarudiwa mnisamehe, ila nimeipenda:

    "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People."

    This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

    1. Knowledge is Power.
    2. Time is Money.

    As every engineer knows:
    Power = Work / Time

    Knowledge = Power
    Time = Money

    It follows that:
    Knowledge = Work/Money.

    Solving for Money, we get:
    Money = Work / Knowledge.

    Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

    The less you know,the more you make.

    Ni joke tu, engineers na scientists mpo juu as well
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    The only JF-Expert Member

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