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- Oct 6, 2010
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A first- std teacher, Ms Smith (Age 28) was having trouble with one of
her students.
The teacher asked, "Boy, what is your problem?"
Boy Answered, "I'm too smart for the first- std. My sister is in the
third- std and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-
std too!"
Ms Smith had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office.
While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Smith he would give
the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was
to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in
and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the
test.
Principal: "What is 3x3?"
Boy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6x6?"
Boy:
"36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at Ms Smith and tells her, "I think
Boy can go to the third-grade."
Ms Smith says to the principal, "I have some of my own question. Can I
ask him?"
The principal and Boy both agree.
Ms Smith asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy: after a moment "Legs."
Ms Smith: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Ms Smith: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, and
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
Ms Smith: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer, Boy was taking
charge.
Boy: Bubblegum
Ms Smith: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and
a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer...
Boy: Shake hands
Ms Smith: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy: Yep.
Ms Smith: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent
Ms Smith: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large
Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy: Wedding Ring
Ms Smith: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose
Ms Smith: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver.
Boy: Arrow
Ms Smith: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck
Ms Smith: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get
it u have to use ur hand.
Boy: Fork
Ms Smith: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
after they're married?
Boy: SURNAME
Ms Smith: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
Boy: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and
said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy. to University, I got the last ten questions wrong
myself!"
her students.
The teacher asked, "Boy, what is your problem?"
Boy Answered, "I'm too smart for the first- std. My sister is in the
third- std and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-
std too!"
Ms Smith had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office.
While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Smith he would give
the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was
to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in
and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the
test.
Principal: "What is 3x3?"
Boy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6x6?"
Boy:
"36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at Ms Smith and tells her, "I think
Boy can go to the third-grade."
Ms Smith says to the principal, "I have some of my own question. Can I
ask him?"
The principal and Boy both agree.
Ms Smith asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy: after a moment "Legs."
Ms Smith: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Ms Smith: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, and
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
Ms Smith: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer, Boy was taking
charge.
Boy: Bubblegum
Ms Smith: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and
a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer...
Boy: Shake hands
Ms Smith: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy: Yep.
Ms Smith: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent
Ms Smith: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large
Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy: Wedding Ring
Ms Smith: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose
Ms Smith: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver.
Boy: Arrow
Ms Smith: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck
Ms Smith: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get
it u have to use ur hand.
Boy: Fork
Ms Smith: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
after they're married?
Boy: SURNAME
Ms Smith: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
Boy: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and
said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy. to University, I got the last ten questions wrong
myself!"
