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The Genius boy!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by bigcell, Apr 1, 2012.

  1. bigcell

    bigcell Senior Member

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    A first- std teacher, Ms Smith (Age 28) was having trouble with one of
    her students.
    The teacher asked, "Boy, what is your problem?"
    Boy Answered, "I'm too smart for the first- std. My sister is in the
    third- std and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-
    std too!"

    Ms Smith had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office.

    While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
    principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Smith he would give
    the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was
    to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in
    and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the
    test.

    Principal: "What is 3x3?"

    Boy: "9".

    Principal: "What is 6x6?"

    Boy:
    "36".

    And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
    should know. The principal looks at Ms Smith and tells her, "I think
    Boy can go to the third-grade."
    Ms Smith says to the principal, "I have some of my own question. Can I
    ask him?"
    The principal and Boy both agree.

    Ms Smith asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

    Boy: after a moment "Legs."

    Ms Smith: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

    Boy: "Pockets."

    Ms Smith: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, and
    delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

    Boy: Coconut

    Ms Smith: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
    answer, Boy was taking
    charge.

    Boy: Bubblegum

    Ms Smith: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and
    a dog does on three legs?

    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
    answer...

    Boy: Shake hands

    Ms Smith: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

    Boy: Yep.

    Ms Smith: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.
    I get wet before you do.

    Boy: Tent

    Ms Smith: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
    The best man always has me first.

    The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large
    Patiala Vodka peg.

    Boy: Wedding Ring

    Ms Smith: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
    blow me, you feel good.


    Boy: Nose

    Ms Smith: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
    quiver.

    Boy: Arrow

    Ms Smith: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
    heat and excitement?

    Boy: Firetruck

    Ms Smith: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get
    it u have to use ur hand.

    Boy: Fork

    Ms Smith: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
    than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
    after they're married?

    Boy: SURNAME

    Ms Smith: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
    veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?

    Boy: HEART.

    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and
    said to the teacher,
    "Send this Boy. to University, I got the last ten questions wrong
    myself!"


     
  2. driller

    driller JF-Expert Member

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    daaaah asee dogo ni balaaaaa.....!
     
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    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    Kwikwikwhiiii!
    Tyutyutyuuuu!
    Vywimoquqexipfooo!
     
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    ummu kulthum JF-Expert Member

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    tafsiri basi,ki kwetu mkubwa
     
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    It was amaizing lol.
     
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    WENYELE JF-Expert Member

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    ingekua bongo,angeenda UDOM
     
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    Saafi.Mdogo wangu huyo!
     
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    The Eagle Member

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    "the headmaster" got the last ten qns wrong. Akamkubali dogo apelekwe university kabisa na c std 3.duh huyn h/m nafkri alikua mbongo pia coz hata mi nlikosa hayo majibu.
     
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    Kijana ana busara sana.
     
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    My self i got All last 10questions wrong too.Lmao.
     
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    kufanya nini?
     
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    Huyu dogo ni bora kuliko wanasiasa wengi wa Bongo
     
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    Lo! Maswali yenye majibu mawili. Kijana hongera.
     
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    Huyo dogo ana masterz dah!
     
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    Na Mwalimu aliyekuwa anauliza maswali angeenda Mtera.
     
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    What word Starts with J and ends with s, that makes them loose their Mind and Get addicted?
     
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    Dogo is very intelligent
     
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    huyo dogo lazma atakuwa cdm
     
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