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The Bank employee

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by NGULI, Jun 2, 2009.

  1. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    I thought this is right to all of us!!


    Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said: Doc, I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.


    Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.


    Man: No, Doc, you are the only one to treat me correctly


    Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Vet. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.


    Man: I know I look like a human being but listen to my complaints first:


    I sleep like dog thinking about my work load whole night.
    I get up in the morning like a horse
    I go to work running like a deer
    I work all the day like a donkey
    I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
    I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
    I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
    I am like a rabbit before my wife


    Doctor: are you a Bank Employee?


    Man:
    How did you know that !!

    Doctor:
    You should have told me in the beginning rather than narrating all that story! Yah, you have come to the right place!
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Nguli nimependa Avatar yako hao waheshimiwa Hahaha!
     
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    niceeeee
     
  4. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    lagatege aksante! Ni wabunge wetu hao wamenenepa sana sijui wanapata hio miili wakati wananchi wetu ndio hivyo tena tumechoka-nilivyowaona nilikumbuka ile movie ya nut professor aliyoact eddy muffy.
     
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    Lambardi JF-Expert Member

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    Sasa alimchoma sindano ya ng'ombe nini...lile kuubwaa
     
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