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That Piece of meat

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by NGULI, Jul 20, 2011.

  1. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    "During this Sunday Service in church, a priest gave the followingsermon:** Dear Brothers and Sisters !!!!!** Today I want to talk about a Piece of MEAT.** YES.....THAT Piece of MEAT !!!!!! Sometimes strong and hard, sometimesloose.** That Piece of MEAT that separates brothers and sisters!!!!! Men andWomen. !!!!!!!** That Piece of MEAT that causes Husbands and Wives to divorce!!!** That Piece of MEAT that causes hatred and jealousy betweenbrothers.!!!!** That Piece of MEAT that causes women to fight with women,** It is that Piece of MEAT that is sometimes outside and sometimes moreinside than outside .** Beloved brothers and sisters,** It is that Piece of MEAT that can give so much pain, but it alsobrings a lot of UNBELIEVABLE PLEASURE !** Beloved Brothers and Sisters, that's the Piece of MEAT, I want to talkto you about : -** WHICH IS .............................. ...............** DEAR BROTHERS AND SISTERS .....** THE TONGUE !!!!!!!!!
     
  2. Mentor

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    haha...r u sure pastor..ama uliamua kubadili sermon katikati!??
     
  3. NGULI

    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    Am sure loyal servant that piece of meat is not a joke
     
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    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Ni kiungo kidogo sana, lakini huo Mziki wake ..USIPIME.!
     
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    achihihihi
     
  6. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    ahhhh! Nilishawaza kule kule akili yangu inapofikiriaga mara kwa mara.
     
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    Labda chako...
     
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    Ha..yani wewe unawaza ulimi tu kila mara!??
     
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    Wowooo.ilike it
     
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    Duuh!yaani nilishaingia chaka vi-deadly!
     
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    Jamani, that piece of meat ni noma!
    Its not tongue really. I know it and i'm sure that u also know it but it is not tongue!
     
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