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Goodmorning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain FUTAKAMBA on behalf of AirTanzania Ltd, I'm welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of AirTanzania Boeing 737. We apologize for the six-hour delay in taking off, it wasdue to bad weather and some bad traffic from Ilala to the Airport, Dala Dala'sare all full in the morning hours and traffic not moving.
This is flight 712 From Dar es Salaam to Mwanza. Landing there is not guaranteed,but we will end up somewhere in the Lake Zone. And, if luck is
in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!
Air Tanzania has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards areso high, that even pick-pockets, snatchers and bandits are afraid to fly withus!
It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year,over 30% of our passengershave reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passengerrequest, we can arrange to turn them off!
To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentaryKONYAGI and Our favorite local brew MNAZI, you can also get GONGO if youpromise not to drink more than half a bottle.
For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help youfind out if there really is a God!
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as wecould not record it from the ITV due to UEFA Champions League live
broadcasting. However, we have bought 10 copies of SANI Magazines and 12 copiesof KASHESHE to supplement the movie.
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke U see in the cabin isonly the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down or
our stewards might be frying MANDAZIS for the cockpit crews including myself
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible forthe best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiasticco-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fastenyour seat belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten yourown belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who can't find a seat,do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how tofasten yourself on the overhead lockers."
"Thanking you all for choosing Air-Tanzania to fly for the first and probablythe last time."
This is flight 712 From Dar es Salaam to Mwanza. Landing there is not guaranteed,but we will end up somewhere in the Lake Zone. And, if luck is
in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!
Air Tanzania has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards areso high, that even pick-pockets, snatchers and bandits are afraid to fly withus!
It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year,over 30% of our passengershave reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passengerrequest, we can arrange to turn them off!
To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentaryKONYAGI and Our favorite local brew MNAZI, you can also get GONGO if youpromise not to drink more than half a bottle.
For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help youfind out if there really is a God!
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as wecould not record it from the ITV due to UEFA Champions League live
broadcasting. However, we have bought 10 copies of SANI Magazines and 12 copiesof KASHESHE to supplement the movie.
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke U see in the cabin isonly the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down or
our stewards might be frying MANDAZIS for the cockpit crews including myself
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible forthe best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiasticco-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fastenyour seat belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten yourown belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who can't find a seat,do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain how tofasten yourself on the overhead lockers."
"Thanking you all for choosing Air-Tanzania to fly for the first and probablythe last time."
