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Test for Dementia

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Feb 7, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=Times New Roman,serif][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]CHEMSHA BONGO

    Just try don't be afraid!!!!
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    [/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]elow are four ([/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif] 6[/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif] ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them[/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]immediately[/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]. OK?[/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]
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    Let's find out just how clever you really are....
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    Ready? GO!!!
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    First Question:
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    [/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]Y[/FONT] ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?[FONT=Arial,sans-serif] [/FONT]
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    Answer:
    If you answered that you are first, then you are
    absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

    Try not to screw up next time.

    Now answer the second question,

    but
    don'ttake as much time as you took for the first one,OK?
    Second Question:

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    f you overtake the last person, then you are...? [FONT=Arial,sans-serif]
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    Answer:
    If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?[FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT]
    You're not very good at this, are you?
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    Third Question:

    V
    ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only.
    Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
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    Take
    [FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT]1000and add 40to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
    Add another
    1000. Now add 20 [FONT=Arial,sans-serif]. Now add another[/FONT]1000
    Now add
    10. What is the total? [FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]
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    Did you get
    5000?
    The correct answer is actually 4100.
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    If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

    Today is definitely not your day, is it?

    Maybe you'll get the last question right....

    ....Maybe.
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    Fourth Question:

    Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of th fifth daughter?
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    Did you Answer
    Nunu?
    NO!
    Of course it isn't.
    Her name is
    Mary.Read the question again![FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT]
    Okay, now the bonus round:
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    A
    mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
    imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully

    expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is

    done.

    Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of

    sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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    He just has to open his mouth and ask...

    It's really very simple.... Like you!
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    [FONT=Times New Roman,serif]And this one....
    Why cant a person living in mombasa be buried there?
    Did you dare make guesses......

    Can you bury a living person? Think big.

    [FONT=Arial,sans-serif] [/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]Well, all the best in the last one.....[/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]
    A plane clashes at the border of two countries, Kenya and Uganda, Where would the survivors be buried?
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    You must work on your span my dear...........do you bury the survivors?
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    [FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT]THIS REAL FRUSTRATES THE!
    SMART PEOPLE
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  2. K

    Kinabo Member

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    I thanking you for that. More if you have.
     
  3. W

    Willey ushaki Member

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    Kuna chumba chenye gzo totoro zikawekwa soksi 20 kumi nyeus na kumi nyekundu unatakiwa kuchukua pea moja tu ya soks utafanyaje
     
  4. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Dah! Hii ni chemsha bongo, nimechemka hilo la mahesabu, me ni mgonjwa wa add, substract...na ndugu zao!
     
  5. Eng. Smasher

    Eng. Smasher JF-Expert Member

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    Tumia Combination Mkuu!!
    20C2

     
  6. Matti

    Matti Member

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    challengeable!
     
  7. makandokando

    makandokando JF-Expert Member

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    mi nimepata zote kwenye hayo maswali ya kwanza.....ila hayo maswali ya chini yake ni upuuzi mtupu.

    kwa mfano "[FONT=Times New Roman,serif]Why cant a person living in mombasa be buried there?
    Did you dare make guesses......
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    Actually its implied that a living person will eventually die, so the question is ok and its ok for someone to guess

    Pia kwenye hiyo ya pili ni vivyohivyo....kuwa survivors will eventually die....again its ok to guess.
     
  8. Omukuru

    Omukuru JF-Expert Member

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    1st option: Nachukua soksi mbili, tayari ni pea.
    2nd option: Nawasha taa.
     
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