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Teach your kids the truth.......

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mkare, Apr 27, 2011.

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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    Two Kids were playing, found a used condom , took it home as a balloon. The kids’ mother got very upset, warned them not to pick things while playing, when the mother left; the other kid said to the other, “why was mom so angry that we found a balloon ? Thank God we did’nt tell her we drank the yoghurt inside…”
     
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    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrr
     
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    Mhhhhhh it irritates
     
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    Fernandes Rodri JF-Expert Member

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    Ulikuwa usiilete hii kabisa:lying::lying:
     
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    yaani nimelia:crying:
     
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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    Acha tu... Uyasikie hivyo hivyo as a joke lakini yasikukute. It is terrible.
     
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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    Shit do happen...
     
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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    It does...Ila yanatokea. I can imagine hii mitaa nitapopiga mzigo kila baada ya hatua chache unakutana nazo kibao, tena mbichi... na watoto wa uswazi kibao. God forbid, malaika wa watu masikini...
     
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    Duuuuh!!!! Hiii balaa kubwaaaa!

    Kweli tunahitaji kuwaa wawazi kwa watoto. Lakini kwa issue hata mama angesema sababu ya kuwagombeza nadhani ingekuwa 2late kwani vijana walisha kunywa yoghurt tayari.
     
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    Cha ajabu nini mbona maduuuuuz wanazimeza sana!
     
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    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Ahahahaha!!
     
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    The shit is so rich in protein.
     
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    Mh! Sasa hapo unaanzaje hata kueleza huo ukweli? Mi na faint tu.
     
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    Mkimbizi JF-Expert Member

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    Maduu wanameza ambazo hazija expire, za moto moto. Hizo zimesha expire,,,,,,
     
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    kibaiolojia hazina noma!
     
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    Maduu wanakunywa maziwa fresh watoto wamekunywa mtindi.
     
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    Haaa haaa haaaa haaaa haaa
     
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