Tapeli tapeli

[Nyani Ngabu]

Unajifanya wa maana sana kwenye mabandiko yako wakati ukweli wa mambo wewe ni tapeli tapeli.

Hiyo tabia ni mbaya sana kwa sababu mwisho wa utapeli ni aibu.

Watu wanakusaidia kwa nia njema kabisa kumbe wewe moyoni unawaona hawana maana. Unajiliza liza una shida, unaomba msaada. Msaada unapewa, baadaye unajifanya mjanja na kuingia mitini na mali za watu.

Hivi mama yako hakukupa mafundisho ya maadili mema wewe? Sasa limebumbuluka na utakiona cha mtema kuni.

 

[The Boss]

this is serious now
kuna watu 'wameshalizwa tayari'?

 

[Kongosho]

pole bro

nani huyo tumchape?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

this is serious now
kuna watu 'wameshalizwa tayari'?

We have to put these con artists on blast. Be they men or women.

 

[Kongosho]

nataka kukutapeli, uko tayari?

this is serious now
kuna watu 'wameshalizwa tayari'?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

pole bro

nani huyo tumchape?

Akisoma atajiju. No naming names.

 

[The Boss]

nataka kukutapeli, uko tayari?

u r welcome

 

[Biohazard]

Kwisha khabari yako....!

 

[Kongosho]

hawezi filisi bahari
dawa ya deni kulipa, vinginevyo ni kujiharibia tu.

Akisoma atajiju. No naming names.

 

[Eiyer]

Duh!Kazi ipo,tena sana. . . . !

 

[King Kong III]

Hadi wewe unatapeliwa na watoto wa kike?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

hawezi filisi bahari
dawa ya deni kulipa, vinginevyo ni kujiharibia tu.

Na dawa ya kuazima ni kurudisha.

Umekuja kwangu kuazima lawn mower, ukimaliza kukata majani yako lirudishe. Unabaki nalo kwani lako? Mijitu mingine bana.

 

[ZeMarcopolo]

Mjini shule...

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Hadi wewe unatapeliwa na watoto wa kike?

Hahahaaaa imeandikwa wapi wa kike siyo matapeli?

 

[BelindaJacob]

duh! hii mitandao ina mengi

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

duh! hii mitandao ina mengi

Hahahaaa...tell me about it. Mtandao ni msitu wenye kiza kinene.

 

[Elizabeth Dominic]

Mabwaku.....kumbe kuna matapeli jike humu?

 

[King Kong III]

Hahahaaaa imeandikwa wapi wa kike siyo matapeli?

Watoto wa kike hawawezi wazidi ujanja wanaume bwana!!

 

[Lucchese DeCavalcante]

Pole sana nn

 

[Dr Matola PhD]

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