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tanzanian professors

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Money Stunna, Sep 25, 2012.

  1. Money Stunna

    Money Stunna JF-Expert Member

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    18 Tanzanian professors were called to sit in an airplane. When they all sat and the plane was about to take off, they were informed that the plane was made by their own students..... they all quickly ran out of the plane leaving one man who was sitting confidently. Onlookers asked him why he was still in the airplane. He said: if indeed this airplane was made by our students, trust me it wont even start!

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    Uwiiiiii nafwaaaaaa na cheko hehehe

    Imetulia hahaha
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmh !? The one who stayed was very clever lol.

    Near by Soweto Mbeya.
     
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    MTENDAHAKI JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahaha uwiiiii,nafwaaaa!hahahahahahah heee!Hii kiboko!Hasa ya huyo aliyebaki kwenye ndege!
     
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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    Bravo!
     
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    che wa Tz JF-Expert Member

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    HahahahahahahaHahahahahahahaHaha...........that why kila asubuhi kabla sijaenda job lazima nipitie huku nichangamshe kichwa kidogo kwa kucheka
     
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    wanajua wanafundisha matango pori..!
     
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    mwe mwe hii kali
     
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    Wala si ajabu. Kama wanafunzi wenyewe ndo hawa, hamna kuumiza kichwa

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    Kiny JF-Expert Member

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    Mmh ! Matango pori yamepakuliwa
     
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    Dah hii ya ukwel
     
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    Prof noumer!
     
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    maaaaaaaaaaaaaaawe elimu wanayotupa kumbe ni.....
     
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    Nndu wa Selote JF-Expert Member

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    Huo ndo ukweli wenyewe. Niliwahi kupata kazi ya kufudisha chuo kikuu kimoja, nikamweleza rafiki yangu mmoja mhadhiri katika chuo hicho kwamba imepata nafasi ya kufundisha lakini sijui nitajipangaje maana nina kazi fulani zitanifanya niwe mikoani kwa zaidi ya wiki mbili. Unajua alichonijibu? "Wee waachie assignment tu. Wanafunzi wa chuo kikuu hawahitaji kufundishwa, wanahitaji kufaulu tu" mwisho wa kunukuu wakuu.
     
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    NG'ONG'ONHWI Member

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    even those professors wame suck!! duh hopless kabisaa.
     
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    Money Stunna JF-Expert Member

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    hio ni kweli ipo asa kwenye vyuo vyetu vya uku Africa,lakin Asia na Ulaya wanajitaid kufundisha sana sio vya kwetu uku
     
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